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RUN # 88 HARES
17 December 2006

Up and Down Dick & Speedy Gonzales

 

From Pattaya Klang turn left onto the Sukhumvit Road and drive towards Bangkok . Exit onto Rayong Highway 36 and drive 9km to exit onto road 3240 (HHH) and follow this road for 6.5km to (HHH) on your left.. Turn left and follow this road to the A site by the lake.

Run Report by: G.I.Joe

Yes all the usual things! The papers is multicolored and the checks are red no cattle, no dogs, but barbed wire. Off we go in the direction the Hares (Speedy Gonzales & Up and Down Dick) pointed out. Wait I think the Hares are trying kill us.
We follow the paper into a wall of fire, of course the paper was gone also. It was a frantic search for paper. Some Hashers jumped into the flames and others tried to run around them. Someone called on back and that was all Sheik Bin Shaggin needed to hear. He went back to the A site. Sheik Bin Shaggin had a drinking marathon the night/morning before the run.
After about 10 minutes someone found paper and loudly called on-on. I wasn't even close when the on-on was called so I just tried to head in the direction of the call. It didn't work I ended up in an area where I couldn't go forward. I went back to the flames and a place in get through.
I finally came to some paper and a faint sound of an on-on. I pushed on and the next part was prickly thorns and more thorns. Now I’m burnt, bleeding, tired and by myself. I'm looking to find Lord Lucan because if there's a shortcut he'll find it, he really found a shortcut this time because he never left the A-Site. He stayed back to cook, I don't believe it because Bush woman is the cook in their house.
One of the things about being behind is the checks are already solved before you get there. Somehow I still managed to go the wrong way a couple of times. Wait, I see someone not too far ahead of me - it's Jackal, but he's not alone, he's talking to his special agents.... Not many people know what I’m talking about but Jackal does.
I finally came to some shiggy where on the other side the hares were laughing and taking pictures. I jumped in the water and gave the hares a one finger salute. From there it was only 50 meters from the A-Site. Sorry hares, well-done, but I just like to complain.

On On! G.I.Joe

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