Dizzy & G.I. Joe

From Pattaya Klang , turn left and go towards Bangkok . Turn right onto Highway 36

(Rayong) and follow the 36 before exiting left onto road 3240 at the flyover.

Continue along the 3240 for 3km and turn left at the (HHH) sign

Continue along this road another 3 Km to A site on the left (H.H.H.)

Another very hot Sunday in the Land of Smiles which makes the recent monsoon rains seem a distant memory except for the legacy of 100% humidity.
After a loaded Hash Bus arrived from Pattaya to discharge a large load of unfortunates sweaty Hashers into the waiting clutches of Hash Cash. The G.M. Festering Streaker, resplendent with his ‘gloved fist” of office called for a circle to be created so that quite a number of virgins and visitors could be introduced to the pack. It’s nice to see so many new faces during our ‘low season”.
Announcements include a reminder about the Jungle Monkey Hash and details of the 100th ‘Away Day Special Run’ on the 17th June
Our “experienced” hares today, G.I. Jo & Dizzy are in fact standing in for Sheik Meme who was unable to perform his obligation due to business commitment in Australia and now due to make his initial hare appearance in August. At least he’s joined us for today’s run.
White paper, red checks also watch out for cattle and snakes the pack is told as the Hash Horn for today Knob Marley leads the way towards the first check. Missing Link seen to fall at the first obstacle and looses a shoe and walking stick in the process.
Evidence already, there could be plenty of Shiggy on this run as we emerge into the sun light from the first of many creeks. Lord Lucan sniffs out the paper and the pack twist and turns through the edge of some very tall tapioca before dropping into a sandy wash and the second check – Roger The Sick Dick calls ONON from the left and after a long search and the pack continues around the edge of a ploughed field and then into a coconut plantation where we find and solve a difficult back check. However, a nasty long false trail ensured the whole pack including lumpy ones get very wet feet.
The next open check was situated near to Highway 7 and the noise created by the Highway made it very difficult for the NONON called by Lord Lucan & Sheik Meme to be heard. Meanwhile, the pack is conscious that Rusty Ring Hole & Roger the Sick Prick may in fact be front running and not breaking checks or even calling!!! Punishment later. Knob Marley, very tired at this stage and unable to produce enough puff to blow the Hash Horn. Blow, don’t suck!
After over an hour of going in loops with well thought out checks (almost) the whole pack arrived pack back at the A site within 5 minutes of one another. However, Festering Streaker arrived completely from the wrong direction making up some story about colleting the HHH signs from the road.
During the circle it was concluded this was above average run and the hares were suitable rewarded for their efforts.
ONON Valad the Imposter