Funny thing about scribe reports...they tend to be written on paper. And this said paper, when put inside of a hash pockets pants then taken to the laundry crack down the road the next morning, tends to fall apart in the wash. Yes, very strange stuff, this paper and ink. It is no match for water. It just wrinkles up and tears to shreds like Jazzer's face. No idea why that happens.
So, not to get in the way of what "really happened" in the last Jungle Circle, this scribe is forced to
actually "remember" events...aka...use brain cells that have been previously destroyed from prior abuse.
The most important circle event was that Roger the Sick Prick was nominated, voted, and accepted to be our new Co-GM just behind our current GM Festering Streaker. And as a reward for his promise of keeping Jungle traditions alive during his administration, he was awarded the "Hamersley Wanker’s Award" shirt. This honor provides the wearer a free pass into the bucket where his ass can freeze while attempting to "tube" his down down. Congratulations to Sick Prick for being our new co-GM, next year's GM, and a new H. Wanker....now, don't screw up!
Really Sadistic Bastard took the circle during some period of the evening. How can I remember this event...simple...he put me in the bucket during his entire tenure of which seemed to go on for hours...nobody in the circle had any idea what little RSB was saying,,,but nobody really cared. Lord Lucan was seen laughing so hard on the ice that tears followed ...maybe from the pain of the ice, who knows. GI Joe took the ice circle just long enough to ice Jellobutt for 1) not calling "on on", 2) Short Cutting 3) Racing and 4) Over Enthusiastic Running. Of course JB was innocent of all charges as always.
Our GM Festering Streaker dished out an assortment of ice punishments of which the most prominant one goes to Ball Ringer for his pink tights. BR has been iced on every single hash multiple times for this same poofter behavior. Seems he likes the attention. Never mind...ALAINNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
GI Joe was iced for not getting to the Thistle Bar on time for the sign ups. Seems he was a little "slow" with his short time with Squeeze My Tube or what???
Well, that is the reporting that remains filed in my organic hardware 4 days after the run. I'm sure a lot more important things happened in the circle that is not reported. If any hashers can remember any more bits and pieces that need to be included in this scribe report, please give me a call on my mobile.
ONON Jellobutt
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