Mr. Statler, V.V. & Paris Hilton

FROM PATTAYA KLANG

FROM PATTAYA KLANG turn right onto Sukhumvit Road and drive south for 9.5km.

Turn left at the traffic lights into Soi Wat Huay Yai and drive for 14km all the way to highway 331.

Unusual for me to be sport active on Sunday's, Sunday's belong to the girlfriend, the rest of the week to me, good deal no?
My girlfriend NAUGHTY FROG, LONE WOLF and me, decided to take a French afternoon and run with the famous Jungle hash, which I sure didn't regret!
Off we went with my car to a beautiful A-site near highway # 331, been there before on a few Monday Hashes, nice area to make a run. I saw VV coming towards us talking to himself, merde, merde, (shit) I said hey VV what's wrong, he said, Mr. WALLDORF lost his BBQ on the highway somewhere, nice start, haha.
Up on arrival, meet the guys, have a few chats and who was there also my good buddy MISERABLE CUNT, he preferred also to come to the Jungle run rather then play Soft Ball?
TAMPAX didn't look good, he said he had big "Hang-Over" from watching England win on the rugby. GM FESTERING STREAKER called the circle, gave over the horn to a front runner RUSTY RINGHOLE and was looking for a couple of new shoes to punish. Hares in today, the FRENCH CONNECTION, VV, PARIS HILTON, Mr. STATLER and Mr. WALDORF, explain us about the run, oui, oui, non, non, labas, ici, derriere, avant, au dessus, enbas, checks red, paper blanche (white) and vollooow VV to the start. Crossing the busy traffic highway # 331, we went into a nice trail, passing tapioca fields until the first check, I saw BALLRINGER and RUSTY RINGHOLE coming back from the first false trail, didn't see JELLO BUTT, maybe he didn't check, the lazy b...d. the trail continued into a ditch, up and down hill for an hour, until I saw JELLO BUTT and RUSTY RINGHOLE again, jogging together like they were man and wife? I said to myself, why should I do the loop while I can follow those guys, so I decided to be a LORD LUCAN (no hard feelings, haha) and short cut, feels good after all those years being a front runner again for 2 minutes until the rest passed me. LONE WOLF didn't understand why I was in front of him, he didn't know I run with my brain sometimes. No sign of MISERABLE CUNT? I've heard he get lost with couple of girls?
Then I followed BANGKA BLOWER over the hill, to the left, the girls went straight, should have followed the girls, the were smarter not to do that hill and go around. After following a long barb wire fence we went into a ditch, trough water and mud, which brought us to a trail upwards to the highway, we took a right and saw the bus. I did 1h.15min, not so bad (for a short cutter)
On arrival the BBQ was set with nice French sausages, chicken, bread and French wine. Good job Hares and thanks for the gastronomy. I will be back for sure, nice afternoon. The rest of the scribe is for FREE WILLY, good...I don't remember much from that, St. Miguelz Heimer I think...
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