Only one pair of new shoes was drunk out of, and then we were off through the elephant grass. The walkers got off trail 45 minutes into the run, with SWEET PUSSY and clan last seen making their way into a pineapple field. ARE YOU SURE was lost as usual saying the front runners didn’t break the checks. Our very English MAD COW lost a running shoe after a buffalo fell madly in love with him and he had to make a mad dash over some barbed wire. As things got out of hand even more MR. STATLER slid down a ravine into a bamboo patch, and our very own hash DR.KARAMBA came to the rescue with needle & thread for a quick 12 stitches.
G.I. JOE holding hands with MRS HEAD arrived on in 1 hr 10 minutes with KEE MAH a close 2nd at 1 hr 15 . Walkers on in 1hr 35 minutes On On FUZZY LURE
CIRCLE STORY 109
This is my 1st effort at being scribe after hastily been given the job after my 6th beer (but then who’s counting). The circle was late starting on the condition of losing many hounds but once started was very well presented. The hares on ice 1st, Hobbit & My Precious. In general the pack agreed a good run, except Sheik Bin Shaggin, quoting that it seemed more like a Monkey Run. Hobbit would not buy My Precious a ring(1 up the ring will make her sing)Ha Ha. Karamba was iced and proceed to tell a story of his African adventures, which concluded with something about his goat friend on the plane. He was presented with an award for his efforts for the monkey run. Next on ice was a guy from Koh Samui, Frequent Streaker, so 2 F Ss in the circle at once arh. The circle was handed to G I Joe and he iced the 2 F Ss, and Fuzzy Lore as son, father and grandson but who was who was not decided. At this point 10 beers ( but whose counting?) my brain was slowing down( and also this is not repaired) the circle was handed back to Festering Streaker( I think) where he told a story about some events in Pakistan, so we needed 2 volunteers for the ice, Kee Mah acted out the hostage and Lord Lucan as some Paki general. I got the bucket treatment, for what I do not know but sure cleared my hammeroids. At this point I think G I JOE TOOK CONTROL AGAIN and iced the Aussies (well who wouldn’t). There was some great 1 liners all night, mainly from Dizzy, Really Sadistic Bastard, Shiek Bin Shaggin and Satan’s Willy. I did notice that Kee Mah had his tongue in Karambas ear all night ( rule 6). I must say at this stage I forgot about the raffle -that never happened as of the late circle 1 good prize and 1 hash victim (Half Mast from the Gold coast) he got plenty of ice treatment, though took it in good spirit. Dizzy took the circle and iced 2 visitors from Korea, Are You In and 2nd Coming, they got the tube treatment. I must say what a great effort only 18.35% spillage. Mad Cow sang a song about a Katoey named Mick, which was well received. At this time of the evening I was pished so the last words were left for Really Sadistic Bastard TO TELL A STORY, I forget what or who was involved but he is a witty man. My final words are while it was a good circle, it was 30 mins too long but what do I know. I will leave you with this. Always treat every day as your last, because 1 day you will be right. On On, Mad Cow.
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