HARES: GI JOE and V.V.
The A site was situated off H'way 3240 and V V was there when I arrived, to direct me to my parking spot. It was rather a cool afternoon, and after the bus arrived and the sign ups completed, FESTERING STREAKER called the circle to order.
Virgins were called in and new shoes dealt with, as well as our visitors, NORIEGA ( Bangkok H3), PRESTON PETE ( Baghdad H3), B.B. (Lihir Full Moon H3), NA HEE MAN (Phuket H3) and JERRY CAN ( Cheltenham and Cotswald H3)
The Hares then gave us our instructions and everyone was off and running. A nice gentle climb to start off and at the first check the pack was off in all directions looking for the trail. ON ON was called and the pack followed. One of the Virgins had brought his dog on the run (I don't know if this practice should be encouraged or not) and it was just after the 1 st check was solved that his dog decided to crap on trail. It's bad enough having Hashers go off into the bushes to do the same thing but now are we to have dogs as well. But I digress.
As I arrived at the 2 nd check, I remembered some of the things that those “Hashing Legends” SHEIK BIN SHAGGIN and LORD LUCAN had taught me when I was a Hash youngster, so when the trail was called straight on down into a wooded gully, I decided that discretion was the better part of valor and I veered left and across the slope towards the hill that I thought the trail would cross, and voila! It was there that I picked up the trail. I was now a Front Running Bastard and was soon calling to FIREMAN and JELLOBUT that I was on trail up the hill. NA HEE MAN and RUSTY RINGHOLE were next to pass me going up this hill and as ROGER THE SICK PRICK went past me, I noticed a track going off to my left. As I am now classed as AN OLD FART (having just had my 61 st birthday) I decided that being an FRB was not for me, so I reverted to the teachings of the SHEIK and the LORD and I took that track off to my left and went around the hill instead of going over it. And so it came to pass, that I once more found the trail, about 1 ½ klms from home as it turns out. Ah! The joys of shortcutting. I was now once more the leading FRB and as I started my very slow jog once more I could hear the ON ON calls coming up behind me. It wasn't long before RUSTY RINGHOLE went passed followed soon after by FIREMAN and JELLOBUT then NA HEE MAN and ROGER TSP. And as I came into the A site I caught up to ARE YOU SURE who is an even better shortcutter than I am.
However one of the disadvantages of being an SCB is that you can miss all the good things that happen to the pack while on trail, like JACKAL going arse over apex and spraining his ankle or one of the VIRGINS having his leg shredded by one of the many thorn bushes that abound in the jungles around PATTAYA.
And also knowing that when you finally get back to the A site, that SCB Legend, SHEIK BIN SHAGGIN, will already be there, qaffing on his 1 st Tiger or even his 2 nd , while you struggle to breathe and to find a chair to sit on while you recover.
ON ON
Dizzy
CIRCLE REPORT PJH3 # 113
TAKING THE CIRCLE
GM
RAFFLE WINNERS BB x2, Noriega, Sheik Bin Shaggin, Bushwoman,
Bell End x2, Sweet Pussy, Rusty Ringhole , Jackal,
Sweet and Easy, Bogbrush, Jean Him (Fr)
HARES On Ice! G I Joe and V V -Good Run
DIZZY
FIREMAN Not wearing a Hash shirt
LORD LUCAN )
PRESTON PETE ) Being THE BOBSY TRIPLETS for wearing pink
BALLRINGER )
JEAN HIM (Fr) Virgin ) For sitting on our poofter pink chairs
ANTHONY DEPAEPE (Fr) Virgin )
GI JOE and JELLOBUT For being American actor lookalikes for PORKY PIG
who made his film debut on this day 6 th Jan 1934
SIR LANCE
MAD COW. For lying about new shoes
SWEET PUSSY and CARE BEAR Bringing weapons (guns) to the Hash
BALLRINGER Men in tights
ON THE ROCKS Women in tights
REALLY S B AND RINGWORM Shortcutting bastards
RUSTY RINGHOLE )
NA HEE MAN ) Noisy bastards
JOHAN KMUTSSON (Nor) )
G M
JACKAL Hash Crash for spraining his ankle
BALLRINGER and
BUSHWOMAN 75 Run Caps awarded
G I JOE For not having the caps ready on time.
G I JOE , BALLRINGER) Photographic evidence of being victims of a drive by
DIZZY, RINGWORM ) shooting at Lord Lucan 's Xmas Party
G M
JOHAN KUTSSON )
JEAN HIM ) Punishment by tube for being VIRGINS
ANTHONY DEPAEPE )
B B Put in the bucket for having the circle in the bucket
for having the circle in a swimming pool on an Interhash pre lude run
PRESTON PETE swimming pool on an Interhash pre lude run
JOHAN KMUTSSON )
JEAN HIM )
ANTHONY DEPAEPE ) Serenaded by NORIEGA with Yankee Sailor
NA HEE MAN )
LAWRENCE LUX )
G I JOE and V V Serenaded with The Hares Song
G M
FIREMAN and BOGBRUSH Sitting on pink chairs
BARBIE DOLL and BOTTOMS UP Holding up the bus on the way to the run
REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD
BALLRINGER and BELL END How they pair lost Tinkerbell at the fair
BALLRINGER A story about GULLIBLE'S TRAVELS
JELLOBUT
FESTERING STREAKER )
LORD LUCAN , BUSHWOMAN ) Rubber fetish
RUSTY RINGHOLE )
G I JOE and V V Hares for a long run and making JELLOBUT's
“daughter” sick
G M
NA HEE MAN Noisy
TAMPAX For keeping his raffle tickets for the next run
V V For buying 1000 condoms in Cambodia for 980 baht
NA HEE MAN In the bucket for being noisy again
RINGWORM
TAMPAX Being a pole dancer
NORIEGA For pimping and soliciting farang women
SQUEEZE MY TUBE and
SWEET PUSSY Given 10baht ea for opening RINGWORM'S beer
MAD COW Being a wheelie bin thief
B B and DIZZY Telling wheelie bin joke
AIRHEAD, SCARY PUSSY ) For being Scandi's who lost the wife carrying race
R U SURE , ARSEAHOLIC ) to the Estonians
G M
ALL NON ICE SITTERS on ice
AIRHEAD For claiming he had the only PJH3 hat on when there
were 3 others
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