Split Beaver, No Trucking Idea

FROM PATTAYA KLANG

TURN LEFT ONTO SUKHUMVIT ROAD AND DRIVE TOWARDS

BANGKOK TURN RIGHT ONTO HIGHWAY 36 SIGN POSTED

RAYONG. DRIVE FOR 9.3KM PASSING UNDER THE FLYOVER FOR

ROAD 3240. LOOK FOR SHELL SERVICE STATION ON YOUR LEFT AND

TURN ONTO A DIRT TRACK (HHH) JUST BEFORE THE STATION ENTRANCE. (HORSE RIDING STABLES SIGN)

CONTINUE UP THE TRACK FOR 2KM PASSING THE HORSE RIDING STABLES AND FIND THE A SITE AS YOU CREST THE HILL

Not sure what kind of theme I would put to this Jungle run. Maybe I'd call it the "Yellow Stick Run" or maybe the "Orange Juice mak mak run", or maybe the "Fantastic Mountain View run." Something along those lines cause it was one very interesting trail. But perhaps I get a bit ahead of myself. First off, the hounds were running splendidly. Then, after about 10 minutes, the FRBs got stuck behind many a BWW (Back Walking Wankers) and we ended up milling around in some strange dark woods. Off in the distance I saw Lord Lucan carring two yellow sticks tucked under his arms. He headed up trail directly back into the direction we just come from,...full circle. Oops. Something is wrong here. Then, I could see one of the hares on his motorbike talking with The Lord about going back from hence we came, the trial goes in the opposite direction. So the Lord comes streaming back to the pack and informs us to go back down the hill. Apparently, these bright yellow sticks mean "false trail" or they mean. "Go back" or they mean "You've been F$#cked, look again." Problem is that the hares said there were no false trails on this run. Mei Pen Rai. So now, the pack gathered together and made a nice go of it. There were a few checks along the way that kept the pack neatly tight and together. The FRBs (and you know who they are) ran right passed a few of these yellow stick markers. After the third time of running over those little buggers I finally got the idea what they meant. Wrong way, go back. I think I ran 3 kms more than I needed to on this run just by missing the yellow sticks. After an hours bit of trail the FRBs got their gear in action and really made a nice run of it. GI Joe kept telling me he's been here before on his last run, but he still kept getting lost. Great papering. No problem finding the trial once we understood the meaning of the yellow sticks. Festering Streaker raced Timmy Tight Pants up the great big mountain while GI Joe's elbow had more blood on it than skin. But alas, Jellobutt hit the top first when he found plenty of orange juice awaiting. Thanks to the hares for providing the OJ just in time. Many a hound's hearts were pounding by this time. Top of the mountain saw a great view. That would have made a great "B" site where we could of had a circle, until sundown. But anyway, we all finally made it back down the mountain, maybe 100 meters and found our long lost beer truck. Food was superb. The circle commenced and as the Jungle tradition remains intacked, everyone was iced for various crimes and misdimenors. "Chris the Swede" was confirmed as our newest resident sex tourist and informed us that she is not much interested in men's nipples as much as the balls of the well endowed. Ballringer on ice. Great Run, Great Food, and Cheers to the hares for a great afternoon. Jellobutt