The GM always asks me to write the story when I'm heading back to Oz the following day.
I think he needs to permanently wear a The Hamersley Wanker Shirt!
Anyway, back to the circle which seems to contain a huge number of hashers, Semen Swallow into the circle for the lucky numbers of the raffle. After the winners did their DDs, our GM takes over and firstly ices the hares, Bog Brush & Lord Lucan – superb run was called, plenty of water and shiggy, due to the unseasonable heavy rain prior to the run.
Miserable Person is voted for as the Hash Victim by the circle for shaking his head at
nothing and arriving late for the run.
Jello Butt ices the next Monkey Hares for talking about their erection problems during their recent massage. Drippy and Ringworm are iced for getting stuck at a river crossing during the run. Sir C F and Nugget were the smart ones who managed to find a narrow section and jumped across and Nugget beat C F in. Good on ya mate for beating the old man. Dr Kard tells us a story about the Duck shooter while the Little Scot R S B is on the ice with the Jimmy Hat. He was awarded a Special Reserve King Brown of Chang.
G I Joe ice buckets Arseholeo's virgin, Dave, for not having a hash shirt (cheap bastard - he was warned!). Then he has a hard hat put on his head with goggles for the “Jungle Tube” punishment. He ended wearing most of it. Quite a laugh!!! So Arseholeo volunteered to do a demo and received a good cheer for the brave effort.
All the baldies are iced as Chicken Nugget is called in and drew some of his famous artwork on their noggins. Well done V V for his 25th Run Survivor Patch.
Good to see Chicken Fucker entertain the circle as he had missed attending church that morning. I was a bit pissed at this stage and can't remember much else.
All I do know is that on my next return I will awarding two Hamersley Wanker shirts to a couple of jungle victims.
On On Arseholeo to Perth Interhash
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