Are You Sure, Arseaholic & Jackal

From Pattaya Klang turn left onto the Sukhumvit Rd and drive for approx 9km then turn right onto Highway 36 (Rayong). Pass junction with highway 7 then approx 2km later turn left onto road 2340. Follow this road in an easterly direction for 3.2km and turn left (HHH). After 700mtrs turn right (HHH) onto dirt and follow this for 300mtrs to the A site.

Sunday was Jungle run #116.
The A-site was one beer out of Pattaya as i found out from my return trip.
As we arrived the heavens opened up,so the sign up was held in the bus.
The circle was called by our GM,he dealt with the virgins and new shoes.
It was still raining as the run started,up the hill we went,a lot of moaning and cursing was heared.
As I finished the run the rain finally stopped.
FRB took one hour that was quicker than the hares took to explain the run.
Food was served and nearly finished when in walks Ringworm he missed a check.
It was time for the GM to call the circle, first we had the raffle, and Ringworm left his dirty clothes with the raffle prizes. Then the hares are iced, runners agree a good run except for some loss of blood on the hill. Charlie Manson drinks down down out of a pink potty for sitting on a pink chair.Jello Butt iced for not knowing how to use his new GPS, then he takes over the circle and ices the GM for using an umbrella on the run and also ices That’s The One for grabbing the GM on the handle.
On with the fun, GM takes circle again ices little hairy people Hobbit and RSB, Lord Lucan iced for being super human and living in Ban Chang with God.?
Ringworm takes circle ices RSB for having something wrong with his dick, then ices Hobbit for not being a FRB and for helping his girlfriend.
GM is back at it again and ices Ballringer for having Michael Jackson shoes.
RSB takes over the circle and ices the Cracks and tells a few stories about a class act.
Garbage Collector gets the bucket for his birthday present and three down downs.
Still more fun to come when Charlie Manson takes the circle, Everybody goes quiet, and then he ices the Norwegians for being poor bastards.
Now its Dizzy turn and he gets angry with Ballringer for making him sick, Dizzy said it was his foot that the Doctor treated but it was really a drippy dick.
GM calls the finish by icing the bus driver and puts the scribe on the ice as well.
Just another memorable day on the Jungle, looking forward to the next one.
On On,
Bangka Blower.