Rusty Ringhole

Drive south on Sukhumvit Rd. Until Huay Yai Rd. where to turn left.

Continue 10,5 km and turn left into the dirt track with a small house under construction.

A-site is 200 m from the paved road and has plenty of parking but may require some ground

clearance to get to, for lower riding cars you may park at the

house under construction and walk the rest.

HARES RUSTY RINGHOLE AND WD40
Snake in the Grass Run
Circle at 4:00 sharp; toast the new shoes- MISSING LINK wants an extra down down for his new socks. RUSTY RING HOLE gives us our instructions; Red checks and Green checks and white paper with colours and G. I. JOE is in trouble already. The pack is off and soon gets spread out with the walkers quickly getting left behind. After 15 minutes CARE BARE zooms past the stragglers on her way back to the beer truck, she could be heard shouting warnings of a big snake headed over the hill. Unfortunately MISSING LINK and FUZZY LURE were stuck in the mud at the bottom of said hill. MISSING LINK used his whacking stick to dispense the snake and they got back on trail.
After an hour of checks and back checks, FT's and missed paper, the king of short cutting, SHEIK BIN SHAGIN' and his merry men were back at the "A site" singing "you take the high road 'n' I'll take the low road 'n' I'll get to On In before you." 15 minutes later the FRB's CHEEP NOGGY CUNT and the visiting dignitary ANEL RAPE ran in followed by V V with another Ouch, he needs more tread on his boots or a first aid kit! ARE YOU SURE came in with a Harem and a big smile, KEE MAH was last in, he was waiting for the girls but the girls didn't wait for him. Good Food and Good Talk and time for Circle @ 6:15 Raffle winners CARE BARE and SQUEEZE MY TUBE.
Ice the Hares RUSTY RING HOLE and his NONAME lady. Run was "long but good" "excellent" "Not enough hills?" The males, the females and the aliens all seemed to approve. It's getting dark and FESTERING STREAKER can't turn on the lights, a low class Hash like this wouldn't have a light switch would it?
****Icing on the Hash****
-FUZZY LURE a.k.a. HAIRY DICK gets a new name – PASS THE BUCK for passing off his scribe duties to BEEP BEEP so ice them both.
-ARE YOU SURE and CHEEP NOGGY CUNT - Q Why did the dog lick his balls?
A Because he could.
-KEE MAH sitting on the beer cooler and G I JOE in pink underwear - Which shade of White Hair does SQUEEZE MY TUBE like best?
-LURCH and ANEL RAPE visitors who survived the DNTKLC08
-BAM BAM intercostal adviser and RSB for being much too funny at Monkey Hash
-GI JOE and FESTERING STREAKER for not knowing there is a Hash Sheet.
-SPLIT TAIL no good deed goes unpunished.
-JACKEL and his alien voices – for not bleeding when he is cut- should take lessons from V V. Next time we want to see blood.
-TEENY LINGUINY and his steel implants – does he get unscrewed at the airport?
-BALL RINGER, SPLIT BEAVER and GI JOE the woosey gaiter wearers.
-ANEL RAPE Grand Master of the Bangkok Monday H3 – No singing, No calling, NO ICE on his hash? Need a visit to straighten them out.
-RUMPLE FORESKIN didn't get extended on the Saturday DNTKLC08 even with all the Russian Hookers.
-DIZZY and FESTERING STREAKER questioned on the finances – are we loaded? Are we Loaded? Then why no raffle prizes and borrowed bowls?
-BAM BAM and VEE VEE nice tattoos
-RSB Stewardesses CARE BARE, BOTTOMS UP and BLACK CRAB Angels of War
-RUSTY RINGHOLE's NoNAME Lady gets a Hash Name – WD40
-BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK is not queer- his girl friend is a 9.9
-MISSING LINK welcome back, good to see you, now in the bucket with the tube.
-ANEL RAPE gets the bucket and tube just because.
-V V thank you for the food, Attention Hares if you ask him V V will do the food for your run. Everybody on the ice and it's over at 8:00
On On,
Beep Beep for the Pass the Bucker, Fuzzy Lure