Pattaya Jungle H3

RUN # 126	HARES
20 JULY 2008	DIZZY & LORD LUCAN



DIRECTIONS TO RUN #126 20th JULY 2008 “THE CHRISTMAS IN JULY RUN ” HARES – DIZZY & LORD LUCAN FROM PATTAYA KLANG This is an A to B to C Run. These are directions for hashers with their own transport. Their vehicles will be parked at the hares house and the hashers subsequently transported to the A site. Please do not follow the bus because this will go directly to the A site where there are no parking facilities Turn right onto the Sukhumvit Road and drive towards Sattahip. Turn left onto Highway 332 and continue straight, crossing highway 331 until you reach the junction with Sukhumvit Road again and turn left at this Junction. Continue along the Sukhumvit into Ban Chang crossing two sets of traffic lights. 200 meters after the 2 nd set turn into Soi 39 (just before Siam Commercial Bank. (HHH) 100 meters later turn right into 39/1 Tessaban (HHH). Follow this Soi which bends to the left to the next 5 way junction and take Soi 39/1 (Soi 10) (HHH) also look for YMCA sign. Follow this for approx 300 meters and look for (HHH) sign before turning into the village. Please arrive here at 1530 latest for transport departing 1545hrs



Run Report by: Spaghetti Head
Jungle Run #126 Christmas in July 20 July 2008 – what am I doing up at 0300 AM on a Sunday morning? Thunder clapping, lightning flashing, and rain pissing down! Christmas in July – Ho, F'n Ho! Santa must be absolutely mad to bring his reindeer out in this mess! (singing) Sloshing through the water, ankle dip in it, all the silly runners must be dumb as shit! And so, Pattaya Marathon 2008 and the Jungle Christmas in July gets underway! Santa, G. I. Joe , is leading the pack of Santa's helpers - Bell End, Tadpole, Queen Stella, Mrs. Head, Shiehk MeMe, Spaghetti Head, Honey Bunny, and many other Jungle and PH3 hashers on their merry way. After what seems like hours, the happy hashers are rewarded with their Xmas presents – a Pattaya Marathon 2008 medal. A just reward, for their great early morning efforts along the wet Pattaya roadways! Gluttons for punishment they are! A hot shower, some warm food, a quick nap and off to Grandpa's (Dizzy and Lord Lucan 's) house in Ban Chang they go! For what, another run – up and over the mountains! These people must be insane! The A to B run starts up hill (is there any other way to start a run) exactly like today's early morning marathon. But, unlike the marathon, a bright red check slows the runners. G.I Joe to the left (false trail), others to the right (false trail), damn straight up the steep hill it goes (bastard hares). A continuous up, down, around, and over course takes its toll on the early morning marathon runners. Many red ribbons (checks) keep the pack together! Numerous runners get to lead the pack over the well marked challenging trail that Dizzy and Lord Lucan have set. The trail leads directly through the water (like we haven't had enough already today) into a pineapple field, to an adjacent wall and well positioned step ladder to Grandpa's house – where a sumptuous turkey lunch awaits everyone. After completely stuffing themselves (absolutely no food left) the happy runner's took their place around the ice and waited as, the GM, Papa Dizzy presented an assortment of wet, cold Xmas gifts to all! To find out what happens in the circle you will have to join the next Jungle Hash on 3rd August when all could be revealed. How our much did esteemed GM “Dizzy manage to loose his gold wedding ring in Sukhothai last week during a night of debauchery and loose women? Why was a certain hasher caught on camera deflowering a good looking sheep. All could/will be told! OnOn Spaghetti Head

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