Pattaya Jungle Hash run # 127
Hares: Satan's Willy and Missing Link.
Back in some familiar territory the brave and foolish of the PJH3 and a sprinkling of visitors assembled for what we are told would be the ‘Thinking mans run'.
Whatever thinking and Hashing have in common is up for debate anyway! We are also informed that there will be some twists and turns and some holes that ‘Missing Link' had personally tested!
Checks were advised as ‘green and gold'! Some Aussie input here me thinks especially as they had a ‘Black day' yesterday!
Off went the pack into first the pineapple then the rubber trees where an early example of green and gold was displayed! The pack then dodged the ‘Paparazzi' taking photos and began to chase Jellobut. On On through the rubber and it's VV showing us the climb up the hill. Around the hill we had some of the promised ‘twists and turns' but when would the thinking start? Up pops more paparazzi alias Lord Lucan with his camera as we come
down one of the many slopes. If Lucan can get there so quick there must be a back door to this run! Wanking heads towards the back door despite the frantic calling of Lucan; I thought it made you blind not deaf?
The pack takes on another series of turns and we meet a cowardly hidden stream of dirty muddy water. It was ‘shiggy ‘wet feet and complaints from all as we started again to rise up the trail. The FRB's had fallen silent as usual, Simone Ebola, Shit Lips, and Jellobut make the calling of ‘On On' seem like a Trappists convention!
The pack begin to stretch, leaving Bog Brush, Wanker, Dizzy, Going for a Song as the middle order until someone started thinking and led half the pack back on the out trail! This looked so familiar I began to think the hares had intended a ‘figure of eight' trail? No they couldn't be that smart, couldthey?That's up for debate! On On back to the lager and I'm in looking for a beer after 1 hour and twenty minutes! Good run Hares, well done especially to Missing Link who took 3 weeks laying paper!
Excellent food was provided by that gastronomic Belgian ‘VV'. Can you do same every run says all?
On On Sir Lance.

Circle at run # 127.

Grand Master ‘Dizzy' opened the circle by inviting the hares; ‘Satan's Willy' and ‘Missing Link' to sit on the ice for organizing an amazing sunset, no mention of the ‘take away's they supplied for the Mosquitoes!

Next on was the articulate thinking hasher; ‘Bog brush' who was so keen to run with the PJH3 he turned up at the Thistle Bar a week early no less! ‘Sheik Bin Shaggin' asked him to wait and ‘GI Joe' took the run fees!

‘Spaghetti head' called in the golfers ‘Bog Brush',' Dizzy',' Banker Blower' and ‘Kam' on ice and then started to completely screw up his effort at telling a funny joke! No one laughed, that is some bad joke when you can't get a chuckle from a pissed up circle! To get out of trouble he then asked for all the ladies to sit on the ice. It just wasn't his show tonight!

‘Bog Brush' wash awarded the most infamous ‘Wanker Shirt' and was sat on the ice alongside ‘Wanking'.

‘Wanking' explained how he got his Hash name, his girlfriend in China went back to Peking and he was alone, so he went back to---------- OK you got it! Ah ha there is some thinkers at the Hash!

‘Jazzer', that renowned purveyor of profanities, was put on his word of honor not to embarrass the Hash, promptly punished all the American visitors and sat them on the ice! Low and behold ‘Jazzer' told a ‘clean joke'. The Hash actually laughed and ‘Spaghetti head' wrote the joke down in his book.

‘Shitlips' from Kowloon was punished for driving up costs for visiting Rugby Sevens fans! Watch it on the telly like us poor Hash scribes have too!

‘Greyhound', ‘Stinky Sloppy Seconds' Split Beaver' and ‘Kooter Rooter' were punished for just being there!

‘Lord Lucan' punished all the cross legged sitters and 'Snowflake' began a debate as to what was best for the males, ‘once in black, no turning back,' ‘Once an Asian never a Caucasian?' The difference between a West African pussy and a bowling ball? ----You could eat a bowling ball if you had too!

The ‘gobbie people' were taken to task for not ‘shutting up' ‘Jazzer, Bottoms up' ‘Really Sadistic' and ‘Sheikh Bin Shaggin' take note!

‘Jell-O Butt' would only tell his mother as to how he was named, but did shout ‘On On' to convince us he could, and ‘Steptoe' was iced in the bucket because he nearly made it to the bus dry on the outside!

The circle was closed by the Grand Master ‘Dizzy'.

On ON Sir Lance.