Run report Jungle Hash run 131

Location, a jungle somewhere near Pattaya.

An initial quick circle, to welcome the visitors and allow the hares,

Bam Bam and Sheik Meme to confuse the hashers with a few miss-

directions. Then we all set off on what seemed like a guided tour to

the jungle, led by our tour guide Sheik Meme, but no, he found us

some paper and left us to it. We tripped our way through the jungle,

Arseholeo more so than anybody and in his frustration gave up.

Then onto the paths beside the pineapple and cassava fields, the

FRB's enjoyed finding the long FTs, but still kept well ahead of the

puffers, with an economy of on-ons.

After a delightful sampling of the chilli concarne meal washed

down with tinnies, on to the down-down circle:

GM Dizzy opened the proceedings by calling in the visitors: Turd

Burgler, Headless Chook and Stake Out. Then the hash hero's,

Lord Lucan for completing 125 runs and Jackal for his 50 th

appearance. Then came the trial on ice of the hares, Bam Bam and

Sheik Meme, the hash course and A-site were duly criticized and

begrudgingly acclaimed, but the irate farmer being appeased by

two cans of Chang, led to further sentencing.

Hobbit's circle: Hare's iced again. Lord Lucan and Festering

Streaker for having an abs ailing fetish. Really Sadistic Bastard

and Sheik Bin Shaggin, iced for their Lancashire connections

where couples couple behind frosted glass windows. Yanks: King

Yao Yao and GI Joe iced for screwing up the world economies.

GM took the circle and iced Your Faithfully and named me the hash

crash for biting the dust twice and spraying him with blood on

passing. Iced Hobbit for Aussie abuse and Lord Lucan for being a

Brit. A second down-down, LL for beer abuse and H for a French

connection.

Sheik Meme's circle : Iced Hobbit and Arseaholio for criticizing the

hash, Rusty Ringhole and Shit Through a Duck for doing it too

fast. LL bucketed for talking in the circle.

Rusty Ringhole's circle: Reunited on the ice two long lost half

brothers Captain Kirk and Ball Ringer. Iced GI Joe and Festering

Streaker for their military backgrounds, Hares for site directions

and Shit through a Duck for being antisocial and running away

from him.

GM iced RSB and Arseaholio for the none appearance of the

Hammersley wanker T shirt; Festering Streaker, RSB, Headless

Chook and Sheik Meme for practising bunker shots; Zeal Zucker for

being a kiwi.

RSB's circle iced me, Ball Ringer and Turd Burglar, to involve us in

one of his entertaining tales.

Sheik Meme's who found more sinners than I can name, the only

new ones being Fuzzy Lure, Frozen Bollocks and Sweet Pussy (

The only ice maiden of the night).

Festering Streaker again this time icing Split Beaver as a surrogate

Are You Sure, for getting lost in Ban Chang.

GM Dizzy brought the circle to a close, but not before icing FS, ZZ

and Arseholio.

On-on Greyhound

Until two weeks time.