Jungle Run #148

The Hares Lord Lucan and Rectom were responsible for the debacle 148. Way behind Buddha Mountain we were instructed to go gather at a very nice A-site. This being a run that has broken from the tradition of the first and third Sunday of the month and this being the fifth Sunday of the month. The GM Hobbit and Joint GM Sheik MeMe were conspiring early to orchestrate a fun day and iron out any potential bugs and the GM, under full control exuded such confidence that rank and file look to the Hobbit with awe in his leadership ability.

And away we went with the first clever check bringing all together. The run was very cleaver with the hares taking us across the railway line only to bring us back across again not much further down the line. We came across the line at a major north south junction.

A welcome checkback which again brought the pack back together again. The front runners were at pace and a striking performance by the Hobbit and Greyhound. Shit Through a Duck was his usual self as was Jellobutt identifying the checks for the new comers. Beverly Hills Pink Cock was away with the fairies, running up hills and scorning those chose to walk the hills with comments about loosing momentum.

The Hares took us through some thick jungle which was dark and hazardous. Then crabbing the hillside that was thick slippery that was marked by red spray paint on the tree trunks, that was not there before that Lord Lucan chopped his way through to allow the runners a chance to tackle the thick forest. This hill was home to some 986 million active mosquitoes, who had a magnificent feast on the gathered hashers that were searching for paper that suddenly ran out. Mrs. Head to the rescue and she finds trail back another 30 meters form the last paper, this time heading down down (no pun intended) the hill.

Jazzer and hasher Hans were seen doing their own hash around the bus as hasher Hans is not willing to venture from the a site any longer, as the nightmare of sleeping under the stars in the jungle, after getting hopelessly lost on a previous outing is still fresh in his mind.

ET was back on trail and it was good to see him at the checks keeping Jellobutt company.

Ballringer was moaning his way around the trail. Conversely Bellend was in a playful mood, which has never been witnessed by your scribe. Later in the run, both Bellend and Ballringer were seen in a pseudo romantic conversation which was sickening to all that seen it.

Spaghetti Head was lost as a goose and came in behind all and sundry with cry's of foul play as if molested on trail. Man just got it wrong.

My Precious and Squeeze My Tube were in before Jellobut which was wonderful to see with Shit Through a Duck steaming in mid pack after exploring all Rectums' checks.

A wonderful day of hashing in the tropics.

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