Run Report

Run # 153

By Bam Bam and Cabbage Flaps

Well, here I am freshly returned from a brief visit, to a chilly winter in the land

OZ, glad to be back in a nice warm Land Of Smiles .

The normal bus ride to the A site this week, not so normal, as Johnny Tra La

La appears to have received a more profitable offer from elsewhere,

so it's into a couple of Baht buses we go.

Close to town for a change, out Siam Country Club and across to the

Crocodile Farm road and where almost there, the usual assortment of self

propelled Hashers, who have no need for the bus, are there to greet us.

The usual dribble going on before the GM HOBIT calls the circle and declares

that the missing, assistant GM, SHEIK MEME is in dire need of an assistant to

lay the run on the 30 th , BEVERLY HILLS PINK APPARATUS puts his hand up

and unwittingly becomes a Hash Hero.

GM notices that the newly returned BAM BAM is wearing some new, Flash,

Very Fast shoes, and the also recently returned LINGUINI WEENY is also

wearing some new cheap nasty shoes, he's brought back from France , new

shoes are duly christened. Visitors are welcomed.

On in to the circle with this weeks hares, GREYHOUND and THATS THE ONE ,

GREYHOUND explains that he intends to try and loose everyone once more,

with the now infamous Lipton Trail Tea Bag paper, he used once before, to

loose many experienced hashers.

Were off, the usual FRB's disappearing into the distance, only to be reeled in

by the first 2 checks, one of which delivered GI JOE to the ON IN and

eventually the A site, GI JOE duly delivered on the back of a motorbike, back

to the trail, where he resumed the run, trying desperately to catch up with

BAM BAM in the Very Fast Shoes.

After another clever check on a bitumen road, the pack is brought back

together, on on called and the FRB's and those lazy one's IE: JELLY ARSE

(shoe laces apparently undone again) follow on.

Another check at a quarry has the pack scattered looking for trail, ON ON

eventually called to the Right, BAM BAM checking off to the left in the new

Very Fast Shoes, disappears off to the left in a cloud of dust, I NEVER SHORT

CUT LUCAN is seen doing a Mountain Goat impersonation in the quarry over

the piles of rubble, meanwhile the Very Fast Shoes appear to have a homing

device built in and have propelled BAM BAM on to paper, calling ON ON very

loudly, the now lost and disillusioned pack, are too far away to hear, Still

Loudly calling ON ON which only the local Soi Dogs could hear, and following

the very hard to find paper on the Lipton Trail , BAM BAM arrives at the ON IN

and beats the later to be very depressed JELLY ARSE to the Beer Truck

Touch.

The truly fit athletic specimens, SATANS WILLY, REALLY SADISTIC

BASTARD, SHEIK BIN SHAGGIN and JAZZER , are already at the A site,

apparently having conquered the trail.

On On

BAM BAM