The hares were Cabbage Flaps and Bam Bam .

The air was full of moisture when the assembly began at the A-Site and there were rumors of the “run of the year” echoing through the cavities of Bam Bam's brain.

Numbers were good and the excitement building to the start of what promises to be another famous fk up!

Poor Cabbage Flaps was resigned to the fact that Bam Bam is not only delusional, but having been out on trail, knew that there was going to be some major misgivings about the quality of the run itself and being party to the thoughts of her co-hares evil mind, was obviously concerned for any of the Cabbage loved ones that might by chance stumble into the A-Site for the start of the run.

The return of Roger the Sick Prick was viewed by Jackal as some sort of alien reincarnation and Jackal was seen chewing RTSP 's ear out before the run in an effort to glean what it was like our their on your own for so long and could see this brotherly bond forming.

The explanation of the run was complicated at best and should be nominated as the longest briefing in the history of hash. Jazzer and Spaghetti Head was seen sleeping through the lengthy briefing and Sheik MeMe was definitely dozing. There were a myriad or triangles and squares in blues and reds that had meanings were so obscure, that the rock cutters secret society would have trouble deciphering it over an 800 year period. This said briefing to that Pattaya Jungle hash was delivered with Bam Bam 's usual military prowess that would of resembled a Japanese General briefing a suicide mission in WW2.

The run meandered through some lovely country and the hares were sure to find the softest sand possible, with the knowledge that all walkers and runners hate the sand and to their credit, we seen plenty of it! Plenty of long checks and even longer false trails, which were to be expected from the sniggering hare.

The Pattaya Jungle Hash has another of Lord Lucan 's bright ideas of which in his effort to build a hashing empire and outdo Emelda and the TQ combined in influence, bravery and downright fkn stupidity, began the Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Run. The current GM of that PJILH3 is Rusty Ringhole , and one of these spooky runs is close at hand and talk of such was heard on trail and it was discovered that the gullible Ballringer was the hare and causing him much grief in the allocation of time to organize such a spectacle. The decision was made by Ballringer that the run would be Thursday 27 August. Upon questioning, it was discovered that with all things taken into consideration and Ballringer 's intense schedule (retired you know!) that this was the only window of opportunity to facilitate same. That Thursday occupies another Pattaya Hash event and Ballringer was confident that his run would not be as big and would be of little conflict on the day. Well, so indignant was GI Joe that he refused to yell On On for at least ten minutes. It was discovered that Ballringer is so busy, EVERYDAY, reckeying for a Jungle run sometime in September and combining that with the pressures of haring a Bush Hash in July 2010, the Lunar Run just had to be on the day of the Dirt! Go figure?

Shortcutters were well rewarded with impassable terrain, so steep, so thick and so wet that Lord Lucan could not confess to being on paper the whole time due to the state of his tattered clothes and body. Sheik Bin Shaggin returned with shouts of insults to the hares, due not finding the anticipated blue paper, which was to assist him back to the tiger piss before anyone else. That to, was not to be, as upon his return, Pebbles and Bam Bam were serving their guests for the day and fetching them and delivering them as much piss as they could drink and explaining that the hash was just an inconvenience to their ambitions to entertain these folks and afford them as much hospitality as they possibly could. This almost came to an end later in the day when the Jackal launched into our visitors with shouts of “private circle” (he can talk!) and reminding us all of how we felt when we first met Jackal and the things that we overlook now (really a lovely guy)!

It was a wonderful day of hashing and made even more enjoyable with the absence of Jellobutt .

The food was the savior of the hares, as we returned to some healthy carrot and cucumber sticks with a garlic and onion dip that was to die for.  And the VV, Cabbage Flaps joint venture in preparing Jackals meal of the fortnight, was also outstanding.

The circle which we do not discuss, as you will have to cum and see the same for yourself, only to mention that if you were not there, you really missed the witty repartee and the excellent delivery from our RA's Jazzer and Missing Link that created much excitement and banter that................... Some events,  just should never be missed!

OnOn Sheik MeMe