To summarize the run in one word…. ‘Devious'

But what else would you expect from such a trio of demure looking dusky maidens

Mrs (Spaghetti) Head, Madamme Squeeze My (G.I.) Tube ( Joe ) &

That's The (Greyhound) One. The briefing didn't give much away as to what was

before us, TTO announced “ … longer than last week”. I believed I had ‘inside knowledge'

after traveling on the bus with SMT (with newly installed Chastity Braces – good idea Joe ),

“short run… about 50 minutes”. It was nearer to 1 ½ hours even for the FRB's! Just

goes to show how these Asian ladies can tear around a trail when it suits. A superb

event it was too – whichever way around you ran it! – More to follow.

First check was an indication of the deviousness that lay ahead - a clever double

false trail causing a full regroup. This had the FRB's being very coy at the next several

checks in case they should become caught-out wrong footed at the back of the

group again. So this week it was up to Back Door Explorer & Heavier set Bald

Belgian/French guy and even V V to break the checks for a change. GM Hobbit seems

to now include giving marching orders to PJ hashers about where to search as likely

places to find the trail at the checks…. Jellobutt , the habitual check loiterer, as expected

was not expending energy searching for the start of the check trails, but even

Cabbage Knevil was uncharacteristically hanging-back at the red crossed sticks.

As usual Sheik Me Me and myself were diligent checkers…and as usual we were

being caught-out well off the trail to lag far behind the main grouping – why do we bother!

And so more about our members who prefer to do it the other way around….. no, no

not Ballringer. . For the second time this year, (first was Bam Bam's too clever by half

event just a tad further along the road from this r*n), where we had a group break-out

and traverse the route from back to front. This time the bulk of runners ran the course in

the correct direction with just a few making a true hash of things. It was Lucan , Rumpled,

Robbing B*stard, Garbage Collector who were fingered as reverse runners. They did

however call NONO.

Usual reprobates of Sheik Bin Sh*ggin, Try a F*ck (had an excuse – it was his Birthday….) &,

Really Sadistic did their usual 15 minute about turn to allow an early start at the inebriating

beverage.

Strange event… more people seemed to start than finish – are you certain there are not

still hashers remaining out along the trail?! At least Night Dyke returned 100% present

in body if not in mind.

To sum-up A reminder, if any was needed, of the cautiousness needed when engaging

with females of cutie dusky maiden variety. ‘Well Done' girls! The run would be a

candidate for “Best Run of the Year”… except it is already sown-up with Buka's and

my excellent mini-marathon along side the 331… aaaahhhh yes such fond memories! Also

superb food - fit for the King's Birthday complete with Green Curry - my favorite!

ONON Captain Kirk