HERE IS THE SCRIBE REPORT FOR THE LAST JUNGLE RUN:

The tradition of scribing is usually to start the report from the beginning of the run and

come to conclusion at the finish of the circle. Well, today I am breaking tradition. I am

going to start this report from the best part of the "run", which is really somewhere in the

middle of the story, work my way to 3:00am when Shiek Me Me, Jellobutt, and Speedy

closed down Shiek Bin Shaggin's bar, and then turn backwards to the more sober time

of trail and paper. Why I am reporting in this fashion will become self evident as you

read thru this mess.


THE BEST PART OF THIS RUN:

For those of you unfortunate hashers who were not able to attend this run you certainly

missed out on the best feed of the year. Without question the hares put on a Xmas

Holiday feast not to be outdone. I'm talking turkey, ham, roast potatos, pumpkin, mixed

salad, rice pilaf, mince pies, and so much other great food that I'm getting hungry just

thinking about it. GM Hobbit was standing guard duty at the entrance of the feed table

when he quickly and sternly told me to "get back Jellobutt you're not a virgin or a

visitor, wait yer bloody turn you scum", I humbly fell back in position, but was still first

in line among the usual pack.

THE SECOND BEST PART OF THIS RUN:

Free Xmas hash tee shirts. That's right. The Mismanagement went all out and provided

hash attire for the occassion, along with santa hats. Another hash tee shirt that I won't

give out to my lady friends on beach road. This one is a keeper. Well done boys.

THE THIRD BEST PART OF THE RUN:

Somewhere towards the middle of the circle when visitor Pussy Snatcher and our virgin

from Denmark tubed their way on ice. Bam Bam did a great Xmas spirit sing along, V.V.

and his French Connection babbled their way into the bucket multiple times,

Ballringer "the Gullable" was duly charged by Wee Really Sadistic Bastard for

being... well,.... Ballringer the Gullable, Beverly Hills Pink Cock enjoyed some ice

time for being poofter, Captain Kirk and Cabbage Flaps on ice for holding hands during

a check, and then....things started getting fuzzy....somehow it all ended and the

bus started making leaving noises...

THE FORTH BEST PART OF THE RUN:

The bus landed safely at the Hash Bar operated by Shiek Bin Shaggin' and what

started out "fuzzy" an hour ago became more like "seeing double" after a few more

hours at this fine establishment...3:00am...

THE FIFTH BEST PART OF THE RUN:

Squeeze My Tube asked Jellobutt to take her home after the run and have wild and

crazy sex all night long on GI Joe's bed, he won't mind....Oh, and Joe, I owe you a few

condoms mate...first drawer on the right... mmmmm, cum to think of it....this was actually

the third best part of the run.

THE SIXTH BEST PART OF THE RUN:

Run? Oh yea, I guess so. Not sure. I knew something was strange when

Spag Head (co-hare) told the first circle that he walked the entire trail in an hour

and ten minutes. Hummm, well from my experience, a one hour walk is a 20 minute run.

I was dead right, first runner came in at 23 minutes, all on paper...and he touched the

beer truck first to boot.

Three cheers for the hares great feeding and Mismanagment's generous hash tee

shirt handout. A great way to end this otherwise strange year.

J. Butt