The hares of Beverly Hills Pink Cock, Try a F*ck and Robbing Bastard were lurking around the A-site with the guilt look of fugitives and or those about to commit a crime against humanity. It was like a scene out of 24 Hours and you just knew something was going to go wrong! The omnipresent Spag was busy impressing the onlookers with his arrangement of chairs and the lone table, adjusting its position over 70 times, which really bewildered the new players.

The run away and that's where it all went wrong. Shale hills, one after another and the thought in everybody mind being “you slip or loose a hand hold, you are dead!”, which was a great way to begin what turned out to be a run that was not dissimilar to a military survival troop! Down the other side of those shale hills proved death defying for most and all those on trail were envious of the short cutting Sheik Bin Shaggin's, Lord Lucan's and Miserable C*nts.

Enormous Dickess was heard explaining to his lass Geraldine, a virgin on (our run), that “that's why they call this a Jungle Hash”, while she was hanging on to a thin sapling for dear life. Dizzy was seen at the top of one of these cliffs, peering to the lower levels with that look of repugnance and knowing that the traverse that laid ahead would be a test of his acrobatic skills, which he knew, had long left him.

Meanwhile the run went on over hill and dale and only runable in small sections. Coming to yet another hill which may have been worse than the previous hills, even Hobbit the Grand Master was looking for a shortcut around the bottom of the mountain. Sheik MeMe was seen conspiring breathlessly with the GM on this heinous suggestion of a shortcut and Sheik MeMe did capitulate and was seen continuing up the mountain trail, with a footing on a forty five degree angle. This strange footing caught the irrepressible Gi Joe, who was spotted by many sprawled on trail and the ever present Squeeze My Tube by his side for encouragement and laughter. Gi Joe was heard saying to the dotting Squeeze My Tube “you take care of Jan, I take care Joe”, obviously knowing that anything was possible on this trail and to save the women and children first was a priority to Joe and in this case, he would be saving both woman and child!

The hares were there to greet us as we climbed the final hill . Sitting on the bench mark up high and overlooking the horrid trail that they had laid the previous day. They were giggling like hyenas as they seen the agony in the eyes of those that prevailed and the cut and trashed legs and arms seemed to broaden their sarcastic grins. The On In confused the Vaseline Thighs who pronounced “yeh but which way do we go” and it was suggested that the arrow was a good indication.

Many runners late in and Ball Ringer claiming “good run, good run, great run wasn't it!”. The gullible Ball Ringer also claiming that he was first in, because he had done the entire trail with some misguided ideology, that the old Dirt hash paper was relevant to his mysterious situation. All other late comers were considered dead or injured on trail, in which there was little concern and dragging any of the Jungle hashes from the beer was unthinkable.

We were all surprised to see Spag stumbling in as we were already contemplating his funeral on Friday and we were all looking forward to the get together, so now everyone is cross with Spag for stuffing up our Friday plans. Rumpled Foreskin and Crack My Coxyx stumbled in, while Really Sadistic Bastard was on his ninth beer. With VV having some cultural exchange (of body fluids) in Cambodia, the food was supplied by our infamous negro in the body of Lord Lucan. Mumblings between swills related to the sacking of VV and the permanent appointment of LL to supply his famous curry, which again was delicious. Jackal was in a heated discussion with his masters over some intergalactic stimulus package, which took him into an adjoining paddock as he considered the well being of us mortals, overhearing such detail.

Circle was great with the Hobbit in fine form, he is as funny as a fart and was able to entertain the convalescing hashers, introducing Sheik MeMe, Dizzy and Bam Bam with a song.. Another great day in the Jungle on the Pattaya Jungle Hash.

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