Excuse me for my English, cause I’m Norwegian and speak Inglit little bit.

I really looked forward to a hard and nice run in the jungle, but when we arrived at the A site and the hares were Mr Short Cutter himself, Lord Lucan and FRB Vaseline Thighs, then we all knew the run would be f#*ked up!

The A site looked nice, but it was so tight with palm trees around the circle, I could hardly breathe, I have been in prison in Norway several times, but this felt much worse.

Then the hares tell us about today’s run, the paper is white and for the lazy ones, they could follow red paper about halfway on the trail, then it would be a shorter Jungle run. I was ready to run the whole trail, but after running in muddy water, a lot of cow shit, then a sand construction area, more cow shit and crossing several rivers, I decided to follow the red paper.

Suddenly I was one of the FRB’s thanks to the red paper… Hey! My #1 highlight of the run was when the toughest hasher ever, Eddie, bravest Boxer dog in the world or the dumbest one ??? was chasing 5 huge polo horses on their territory. We had a good laugh at him when he played with his 450kg heavier “dog” friends, Eddie was lucky not to have his last hash this day.

My feet were still wet and full of cow shit and sand, then we had to cross another 2 or 3 rivers at the end of the trail. Most of the hashers were back to the A site in about 1 hour time, but the last ones were Sheik MeMe and his lady Crasher, they came inabout 30-45 mins after everyone else….(Wonder what the F… they was doing out there so long time).

Then we had plenty of beers, delicious food, before the circle started. Unfortunately I don’t remember who was on the Ice, cause I didn’t know I should be the scribe until 4 days after possible I didn’t understand cause to many beers???

(Note: told while in the bucket, he was this weeks scribe, frozen brain perhaps)

But I remember they would like to Ice Americans, then I was a “substitute American” What !!!!  I hate Americans, I say like a good Saudi Arabian friend of mine “Death to America” 5555555 (see note below)

I guess 90% of the hashers on this run was on ice, but it’s Bam Bam’s fault I didn’t know I was the scribe this run. (yep pissed)  I hope Bam Bam soon starts to speak English, instead of his mix of Swahili, Aboriginal and Turkish.

On a scale from 1 to 10 I would give this 2.5 but thanks to Lord Lucan’s delicious food I give 8 all in all I had a great day on run 182.

Next Jungle run 29th August will be a real Jungle run, maybe cause it’s really good hares that day (Missing Link and Colonel Cornhead)

Sorry if I insult anyone, but I have tourettes syndrome and nid noy Menta Lee ill.

On On Colonel Cornhole

Colonel Cornhead

Note: "5555555" - what don't get it ???? thai for 5 is ha, got it now????