Run #183 Hares: Missing Link & Colonel Cornhole
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Dirty Pussy 29th August 2010
Hashers in Attendance - 60 (Name - Runs attended)
Arseaholic 115- Arseholeo 50- Arsehopper 5- Ball Ringer 134- Bam Bam 54- Bangka Blower 43- Boob a Lube 7- Broke Back Toe 1- Burl Ives 22- Cadillac 1- Coconut 1- Cods Wallop 1- Colonel Cornhole 10- Coppertone Babe 9- Crack My Coccyx 20 - Crasher 3- Damn It 1- Dirty Pussy 23- Dreggs 3- Gangreen 1- Garbage Collector 31- Greyhound 79- His Royal Anus 1- Hobbit 93- Hungry Bum 9- Jello Butt 113- Knob Marley 27- Kong 1- Linguini Weeny 46- Midnight Star 4- Miss Use Me 18- Missing Link 42- Motor Mouth 8- Mrs Head 61- My Camel Toe 3- Nanny Goat 1- Not Built To Run 11- Nut Cracker 2- Oraphan 1- Pussy Snatcher 11- Quasimodo 1- Really Sadistic Bastard 147- Rumpled Foreskin 60- Same Same 9- Satans Willy 38- Sheik Bin Shaggin 161- Sheik MeMe 53- Shit Through A Duck 11- Skid Mark 2- Squeeze My Tube 83- Steptoe 8- Tequila Sunset 3- Thats The One 78- Toad 2- Torpedo Tits 3- Try A Fuck 19- Vaseline Thighs 17- V.V. 86- Bundy Bob 1- Trevor Witts 2

Run Report

Hares for today’s run were Colonel Cornhole & Missing Link. My first thought when I noticed the names was “are we going really to have a run today?”. I remembered a few months ago, a Monday’s hash hared by Colonel Cornhole, when all the pack couldn’t find any paper and was lost on the trail after 5 minutes….

Anyway, A-site today is a Chinese cemetery, and GM Bam Bam called the first circle with the special attendance for a few hashers from Chiang-Mai.

Colonel Cornhole explained the usual papers and colored checks and Missing Link gave us a few more details I didn’t understood like “turn right at the airport runway , turn left at the airport runway….?????”. As I came with the bus, I didn’t know where we were, but I was wondering how we could be so far south to be able to reach U Tapao airport, unless this was a Missing Link’s joke (??).

Colonel Cornhole leaded us to the first papers, then the FRB rushed on the trail followed slowly by the pack. After a few hundred meters the first check was cleared easily and we arrived to an airport runway for the first time.( Apparently, that was not U Tapao airport and the runway didn’t looked to be used very often.). I heard the GM’s shout “Don’t cross the runway” but didn’t follow these instructions while we passed by this runway for the second time (later on, I was bucketed for this mistake).

No real difficulties during this run, no hill, only a few meters in shallow swamp (short enough to have ex GM Hobbit upside down), and we were back on the A-site. My GPS displayed a distance of 4.12km in 33 minutes.

For FRB, Shit through a duck, Vaseline Tights, this wasn’t enough as they finished their first lap in less than 32 minutes, and I arrived to see them starting a second one. The others FRB, Jellobutt, and Pussy Snatcher didn’t follow and preferred to start the beer testing.


Nobody could get lost today, and everyone (but GM Bam Bam) could enjoy playing with Same Same’s snake and enjoy Squeeze My Tube excellent food.

Thanks to the hares for this very good day, knowing next run will be better

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