Hares for today’s run were Colonel Cornhole & Missing Link. My first thought when I noticed the names was “are we going really to have a run today?”. I remembered a few months ago, a Monday’s hash hared by Colonel Cornhole, when all the pack couldn’t find any paper and was lost on the trail after 5 minutes….
Anyway, A-site today is a Chinese cemetery, and GM Bam Bam called the first circle with the special attendance for a few hashers from Chiang-Mai.
Colonel Cornhole explained the usual papers and colored checks and Missing Link gave us a few more details I didn’t understood like “turn right at the airport runway , turn left at the airport runway….?????”. As I came with the bus, I didn’t know where we were, but I was wondering how we could be so far south to be able to reach U Tapao airport, unless this was a Missing Link’s joke (??).
Colonel Cornhole leaded us to the first papers, then the FRB rushed on the trail followed slowly by the pack. After a few hundred meters the first check was cleared easily and we arrived to an airport runway for the first time.( Apparently, that was not U Tapao airport and the runway didn’t looked to be used very often.). I heard the GM’s shout “Don’t cross the runway” but didn’t follow these instructions while we passed by this runway for the second time (later on, I was bucketed for this mistake).
No real difficulties during this run, no hill, only a few meters in shallow swamp (short enough to have ex GM Hobbit upside down), and we were back on the A-site. My GPS displayed a distance of 4.12km in 33 minutes.
For FRB, Shit through a duck, Vaseline Tights, this wasn’t enough as they finished their first lap in less than 32 minutes, and I arrived to see them starting a second one. The others FRB, Jellobutt, and Pussy Snatcher didn’t follow and preferred to start the beer testing.
Nobody could get lost today, and everyone (but GM Bam Bam) could enjoy playing with Same Same’s snake and enjoy Squeeze My Tube excellent food.
Thanks to the hares for this very good day, knowing next run will be better
On On
Dirty Pussy

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