Pattaya Jungle Hash House Harriers

	Run #185	Hares: Split Beaver & Rusty Ringhole

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Ball Ringers ghost writer		19th September 2010
Hashers in Attendance - 50 (Name - Runs attended)
Ball Ringer 136- Bam Bam 56- Bangka Blower 45- Bell End 123- Cheap Norgy Cunt 31- Colonel Cornhole 12- Crack My Coccyx 22- Crasher 4- Dirty Pussy 25- Dizzy 132- Dreggs 5- G.I. Joe 157- Greyhound 81- Hobbit 95- Horse 11- Jackal 82- Jello Butt 115- Karamba 31- King Yao Yao 23- Kuta Roota 5- Lord Lucan 176- Miserable Cunt 18- Mrs Head 63- Pussy Snatcher 13- Queen Stella 18- Really Sadistic Bastard 149- Rear Gunner 21- Robbing Bastard 21- Rumpled Foreskin 62- Rusty Ringhole 27- Same Same 11- Satans Willy 40- Sheik Bin Shaggin 163- Sheik MeMe 54- Shooting Star 86- Smiling Brown Spider 10-Spaghetti Head 50- Split Beaver 88- Squeeze My Tube 85- Steptoe 9- Thats The One 80- Torpedo Tits 4- Turd Burglar 14- Vaseline Thighs 19- V.V. 88- Warm Piss 3- Philet Nocome 3- Bob Stewart 1- Yui 1- Kwan 1-
Run Report
"ALAAAAAAAAAAAN" "yes dear" "WHAT YOU DO?!" "I'm writing the hash scribe dear." "ALAAAAAAAAAAN, WHERE YOU GO?!" "Nowhere dearest...sitting at the computer now...writing the hash report..." "ALAAAAAAAAAAN, HURRY UP....TOO MANY DISHES IN THE SINK!" "Yes, dear...in a few minutes....after I write this run report...not sure what to write though." "JUST LITE ......GOOD LUN." "Oh no...dear me, Bell End, that would not do, GM Bam Bam want me to write more about run." "ALAAAAAAAAAAAAN, GOOD LUN...ENOUGH...FOR LUN LEPORT...DISHES DISHES, ..." "oh my, oh my...what to write, what to write ..(wriggling hands) .hummm, I know...I'll call Split Beaver on Bam Bam's private secret agent phone that also masquerades as a truck key, and ask him what to write, he always knows what's going on. He's so clever that Beaver" ring, ring. ring...... "Yello,....... Jellobutt speaking" "Jellobutt, what you doing on Bam Bam's private secret agent phone .....the one that also looks like a truck key if you push this button?" "Talking to you......who's this? " "This is Ballringer....hey look....I got to write this hash scribe and don't know what to write...could you help me out?" "Sure, but it really doesn't matter what you write anyway, nobody reads that crap. Just get Bell End to write it." "ALAAAAAAAAAN,,,,,WHO YOU TALKING TO!!!" "Uhhhh, nobody important dear." "HURRY UP, DISHES ARE STILL IN THE SINK, VERY DIRTY, THEY NOT WASH THEMSELVES..." "Yes, dear, coming." TO: Bam Bam FR: Ballringer RE: Hash Run Report Hummmm, right, ....it was a good run. Good run. Yes, a very good run indeed. hummmm...my dear, oh my my,,,,yes, well, plenty of shiggy, one FT, one backcheck, 2 barbwires, and lots of areas to sprint. Run time about 1 hour, good run. Food was nice. Circle, yes, hummmm, well, not really a circle, more like ahhhhhh, hummmm, a sausage I guess...good run, yes, good run indeed....yes, good run. Thanks to Rusty Ringhole and Split Beaver for good run. The End "ALAAAAAAAAAAAN, COME..... HERE!" "yes, dear...just finishing the run report" "I TOLD YOU, JUST LITE... GOOD LUN....MAI PEN RAI....COME HERE NOW...LAOW, LAOW..." "yes dear, coming., oh my oh my....maybe I should of started this run report 6 months ago." This weeks Scribe - Ball Wringer or was that Ringer Actually written by (Gulliver the Ghost Rider)
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