Run Report

ST. ANDREWS DAY

   A great day to be alive, out in nature, and socializing with fellow hashers! A special day for our “kilted hares” – Burl Ives and Really Sadistic Bastard! Also, a special day for our Thai hashers, as it being Loy Krathong!

   We have many new virgin runners, visitors from Malaysia, the Philippines, and Japan, joining us for today’s run. Welcome, and thanks for attending the Pattaya Jungle Hash.

   We are hashing today in an area familiar to many who have hashed, in Pattaya, over the years. But, today seems different as we haven’t been here in a very long while. There have been many changes made including: new roads, large houses, fences, and a Kings Fortress visible. But yes, the area still has its share of barking dogs, cattle, and wet lands.

   After the normal, pre-run instructions, the pack is off along a nice shady dirt trail to the first check. Of course, the front runners are checking it out (Jello Butt is not with us today) but, Sheik Bin Sagging and Coronel Cornhole are already taking a well known short cut. I think they are looking for the hanging paper that says, “< ON IN Trail” instead of the “ON OUT Trail >”. The normal – ON-ON, Checking, False Trail - sounds of Vaseline Thighs, Speedy, Smelly Bastard, and Mrs Head echo thru the trees and are drowned out by the barking of dogs.

    The well papered trail is easy to follow with the checks and check-backs controlling the pace of the FRB’s. The SCB’s have already made it back to the shade, soft drinks, beer, and chips. The walkers, including G.I. Joe, Spag Head, and a large group of virgins are still enjoying their area walking tour following paper. The paper followers observe a thin bald headed individual racing off trail! He immediately returns to the trail when he sees a large herd of cattle being stampeded directly at him from around the large black tarp covered building! We bet you’ll stay on trail next time Hobbit!

   The long straight On-In gave the FRB’s a final chance to stretch their legs before setting into the beer and food. Although, he was not with us today, “the sounds of gooood run, gooood run” could be heard between the many gasps for air form Al…..an!! It was really Active X who was gasping for air!

    A great day was had by all! Thanks again to today’s hares – Burl Ives and RSB for their efforts in support of the Pattaya Jungle Hash! It is greatly appreciated!

   ON-ON’ Spaghetti Head