1/4 Pounder With Cheese 12- Airhead 16- Arseaholic 125- Ball Ringer 146- Bam Bam 64- Bell End 131- Bottoms Up 87- Cabbage Flaps 35- Cabbage Knievel 36- Captain Kirk 36- Care Bear 106- Cassanova 2- Cheap Norgy Cunt 41- Cocochanel 2-Colonel Cornhole 22- Crack My Coccyx 30- Dirty Pussy 36- French By Injection 3- Gangreen 11- Garbage Collector 35- George The Turd 5- G.I. Joe 165- Greyhound 91- Homosexual 5- Hobbit 104- Indiana Johns 11- Jackal 90- Jellobutt 124- Keep Your Clothes On 2- Linguini Weeny 56- Lord Lucan 187- Mrs Head 74- Mud Cracker 29- Pebbles 30- Pig Pusher Swine Stabber 8- Really Sadistic Bastard 160- Robbing Bastard 31- Rumpled Foreskin 73- Same Same 20- Sheik Bin Shaggin 174- Skiing Finn 5- Spaghetti Head 60- Special Price 16- Squeeze My Tube 96- Steptoe 17- Tampax 25- Thats The One 90- Timmy Tight Pants 50- Try A Fuck 26- Turd Burglar 19- Vaseline Thighs 29- V.V. 99- A.J. 1- Jean Halbart 3- Jaan Inta Nom 2- Jares Seys 2

Run Report

   The closer you came to today’s A-site, near the soccer/football pitch on 3240, the stronger the smell of “chicken s—t” permeated the surrounding countryside! Would this odor be an indicator of things to come? Would today’s hares, V V and Jackal, receive the feared “Hash Shit” award? Only time would tell!

   A large group of hashers formed around the GM Bam Bam, when the call of “form a circle” was announced. The group consisted of: the young and old; male and female; short and tall; thin and not so thin; regulars, visitors, and a lone male virgin – sponsored by none other than Jello Butt! Murmurs quickly circulated speculating about Jello Butts switching his preference for males vice 60+ aged ladies. Only time will tell!

   Jackal and his friends briefed the markings for the run (V V knew enough to stay out of the conversation – when he was outnumbered). The runners were finally off and running on a trail thru the tapioca field, down a steep slippery dusty hill, and onto the first of many checks and check backs. The hare’s had very cleverly made the on-on with two correct adjoining paths. This held a large group of runners at the bottom of the hill until someone realized that there were two correct trails.

   Climbing the hills to get back to the on-on trail spread the pack out significantly! At this juncture the SCB’s namely: Carebear, Spaghetti Head, Sheik Bin Shaggin, Really Sadistic B, Arse-a-holic, and others departed the pack to make their way back to the A-site. Sounds of On-On echoed over the hills from G.I. Joe, Mrs. Head, Squeeze My Tube, and other FRB’s – but not a sound was ever heard from Jello Butt! Was Jello Butt lost or was he being a good sponsor and taking care of his virgin? Only time would tell!

   As the pack of true runners remained on trail, in the hills, a lone runner was observed (by the SCB’s) coming out of the mountains “running fast as can be”! Could this be – Mudcracker, Hobbit, Cabbage Kneivel, Jello Butt, Greyhound or whom? The closer the runner got to the SCB’s the easier it was to recognize him! Was it G.I Joe, Bam Bam, Dirty Pussy, Sking Finn, Try-a-F—k, or? You’re all wrong! It was none other than the ‘master of short cutting’ who was off of paper – Lord Lucan!

  The SCB’s arrived back at the A-site only about 10-15 minutes before the front runners who were covered with black coal soot, dirt, cuts, and sweat: Mudcracker, Linguini Weeny, Hobbit, G.I. Joe, Pig Pusher Swine Stabber, Greyhound, Cabbage Kneivel and Jello Butt. It seems that a virgin hasher was missing somewhere? Jello Butt’s answer to the question “where’s your virgin” was F--- him! So the question is still open – as to whether Jello Butt has changed his preference! Only time will tell!

   The hare’s were rewarded with a “goooood run” from Ball Ringer – after he caught his breath; and numerous accolades from the circle for a “great run, good food, and another great day at the Jungle Hash”! If you want to know “just who and who did not keep their clothes on” in the circle – attend the Nations Day run on 20 February.  

On On   Spaghetti Head