Active X 18- Airhead 17- Arseaholic 126- B.B. 27- Ball Ringer 147- Bam Bam 65- Bangka Blower 51- Barbie Doll 101- Beep Beep 18- Beetroot Head 6- Bell End 132- Beverley Hills Pink Cock 47- Bottoms Up 88- Burl Ives 34- Bush Woman 117-Cabbage Flaps 36- Cabbage Knievel 37- Care Bear 107- Cassanova 3- Cheap Norgy Cunt 42- Cocochanel 3- Colonel Cornhole 23- Crack My Coccyx 31- Cur Skidmarks 1- Dirty Pussy 37- Dizzy 141- French By Injection 4- Fuzzy lure 28- Gangreen 12- G.I. Joe 166- Greyhound 92- Homosexual 8- Hobbit 105- Indiana Johns 12- Jellobutt 125- Karamba 34- Keep Your Clothes On 3- Katoy Magnet 1- King Yao Yao 27- Le Voleur 3- Linguini Weeny 57- Lord Lucan 188- Madamoiselle Chang 17- Maltes Falcon 4- Miserable Cunt 22- Misuse Me 30- Mrs Head 75- Mud Cracker 30- My Camel Toe 7- Nordic Princess 1- One More Time 6- Panzer 5- Pebbles 31- Pickled Cabbage 2- Pussy Snatcher 23- Queen Stella 21- Rabbit Shooter 1- Really Sadistic Bastard 161- Rectom 28- Robbing Bastard 32- Rumpled Foreskin 74- Same Same 21- Sheik Bin Shaggin 175- Shooting Star 94- Spaghetti Head 61- Special Price 17- Split Beaver 96- Squeeze My Tube 97- Steptoe 18- Street Cleaner 3- Super Virgin 2- Sweet Pussy 83- Tampax 26- Thats The One 91- Tick Tock 9- Timmy Tight Pants 51- Try A Fuck 27- Turd Burglar 20- Up The Butt 4- V.V. 100- Cancy Alaina 1- Cada 1- Chuckta 1- Sidney 1- Jean Halbart 4- Dao Mason 1- Rojer Mason 1- Jaan Inta Nom 3- Audta Russamee 1-

Run Report

    Nations Day Run

Yes, it was Nations Day Run, the first one I ever attended….

With 89 Hasher’s showing up, it was surely an extraordinary turnout, one might sum it up with the loads of different food from all over the world available as the major catalyst. However, with so many French runners appearing, one might think that the Hash is becoming bilingual soon with French as the backdoor language adopted….particularly in disputes ha ha

But it also need’s a thinking how we can shut up all those Frenchmen in future during circle celebrations…. The bucket seems not enough for them… Middle-Age Torture is required here!!

With Spaghetti Heads lawn as the perfect base for the International Food fair, I like to mention only a few delights which came to my taste. The clear winner in the Hash Food Heaven is once and for all VV’s French table and cheese/ sausages and delights selection, no wonder the French are the renowned chef’s of the universe. But also the Thai corner under the sala with different selection and BBQ came to my taste and delight which I believe was a joint effort, where clearly Mrs. Head, The Queen & Squeeze my Tube had a stake in. The Norwegian table and the salmon was a must for taste as well as Steptoe’s English cheddar and bread. Lord Lucan’s African delights and meatballs which I missed deliberately and some Australian cheese, wine and prawn’s, the wine closely guarded by Dizzy. And my German pickle’s looked rather dull compared to all the above but considering that it was my first Nations Day I promise improvement’s for next year. After all, German’s are not the Chef’s of the world but we can build cars, make proper beers, beat the English in football matches and we don’t play rugby because that’s a stupid game, with a funny shaped ball anyhow!!!

Spaghetti Head was the only one who complained about the taste of the Happy Wine from China which I assume is because his taste is destroyed by numerous poisonous chemicals, also known as Chang Beer. And what would that Chinese New Year celebration would have an effect if Lord Lucan wouldn’t be sleeping in the back and forgot/ delayed the Chinese firecrackers let off…. I assume you have to teach a black African not only one time, it needs repeated lectures to make those kind understand….

It was my 3rd run from Spaghetti Head’s out of town and in the woods mansion but what a change! I remember the first run we did from here, crawling through the bushes, up all the hills and never hitting any trails. It seems that the community lobby achieved some remarkable progress in convincing the Authorities to make the forests accessible. This time it was a run on newly established trails through the mountains leaving us with no complaints, no scratches and dry feet and even gave short cutters like the Hobbit in the beginning a chance of joining the pack later on with ease. Some good checks kept the pack reasonably together and everybody came back in time for the highlights of the Nations Day.

All in all it was a great day and everybody enjoyed the time on Spag Head’s masterly achieved English Golf lawn, particularly catered for the special Hash events on it once in a while.

Beverley Hills Pink Cock