Airhead 18- Arseaholic 127- Ball Ringer 148- Bam Bam 66- Bangka Blower 52- Beep Beep 19- Beverley Hills Pink Cock 48- Burl Ives 35- Cabbage Flaps 37- Cabbage Knievel 38- Captain Kirk 37- Cassanova 4- Cocochanel 4- Colonel Cornhole 24- Crack My Coccyx 32- Dizzy 142- Fowl Fucker 1- French By Injection 5- Fuzzy lure 29- Gangreen 13- G.I. Joe 167- Greyhound 93- Hobbit 106- Indiana Johns 13- Jackal 91- Jellobutt 126- Lord Lucan 189- Miserable Cunt 23- Misuse Me 31- Missing Link 43- Mrs Head 76- Mud Cracker 31- Nordic Princess 2- Panzer 6- Pebbles 31- Pig Pusher Swine Stabber 9- Pissed Up Mermaid 7- Pussy Snatcher 24- Rabbit Shooter 2- Really Sadistic Bastard 162- Rectom 29- Robbing Bastard 33- Rumpled Foreskin 75- Same Same 22- Sheik Bin Shaggin 176- Smelly Bastard 19- Spaghetti Head 62- Special Price 18- Squeeze My Tube 98- Thats The One 92- Timmy Tight Pants 52- Try A Fuck 28- Turd Burglar 21- V.V. 101- Paul Munn 1- Arnmanee Sasiwimol 1

Run Report

Well its another grand day for a run round the Thai countryside, must say we think the Germans has lost the plot again with this A-site, a bit like Hitler not wanting to go to Hartlepool for Christmas I guess! I know the English man, even if he is from down south wouldn't have picked this one, then we learn that due to the precipitation, that means it pissed down, we had to move up the hill a bit, well we now know where we will be running back, or running out even !!

All the usual unsung heroes are there setting up for this apparent sausage circle, hope no Thai farmers want to come through with tractors or any such thing!!  Most of the Thai girls are sitting in the shade apart from Misuse Me who is busy working away setting up Rags while Burl Ives seems to be directing traffic, you have been found out me old mate !!

The bus arrives with loads of familiar faces, nice to see Missing Link back, smiling Frenchmen, Belgians and ladies and loads of hashers from all over the globe, my god, look at Mudcracker, I think he’s been hit somewhere with two bricks, will we get back before him today?

We are politely asked to form a circle, (I think the sun is getting to me) which we do. No new shoes, but we have one virgin, who is this we wonder, the usual questions are asked and the reply, well I came with me Dad, with eager anticipation we all wait with baited breath, then in pops Greyhound, we didn't expect that either. It’s great that you have joined us, hope you enjoy your day and that you will come back again, my goodness this is starting to sound like a TV commercial. The hares take the circle and inform us about a split in the run, back checks, checks and that it’s a long one, (great) The run starts over there so off you go.

Flapsy sets off like a scalded cat, Jellobutt says let her have her moment of glory, (The sun has got to him) she knows where to go! (she went for a pee earlier and found paper) we go by her, a Yorkshire man leading an American doesn’t seem quite right so I let him by and start to walk, it’s hot and I hate going uphill at the start of a run, Smelly runs by then doubles back on a trail even steeper and all the hashers shortcut through the eucalyptus, from being at the pointy bit in the space of seconds I am relegated to midpack, I look at Hobbit and all of a sudden  that déjà vu feeling comes to us, surely this doe’s not go up here so we turn back at the same time the FRBs call back check, what do you know we are back there again. Most people seem to want to go right at the next check but G.I. Joe and I go left and bingo we are on, steady away we trot, then I remember that great run from last year Mrs Head and I set up here and thought we must go right so let Joe go up the track for the back check (that’s what he said after anyway) and followed a trail right, sure enough I was right and arrived at a check well up there, being a smart arse I thought we must go left as we went right last year and as the grass had been walked through, so of I went, wrong again! Back to the check and I was mid pack again, I will have to stop trying to use what is left in the old grey matter area and just run.

Up and over we go, (sounds like Jellobutt talking about winning all the wars) now unless we cross the road, (Phoenix) we surely go right, Smelly takes the bait and goes over the Rock, not having a head for heights I take the low road and yes we are on again, up a track we go with all the speedy ones flashing by only to find another back check, Too and fro we go then another Yank, Pussy Snatcher gets on and we end up at a check where it’s right or left. Talking to Gi Joe neither of us fancy right as it’s downhill and if we are wrong it’s hard coming back, almost straight away paper is found left so our minds are made up and down we go. My goodness its nice to be right and we are on again, the bottom of the hill and another check, I see Pussy Snatcher disappear to the right, do I see paper over there to the left, off I go and yes it was, is this another cunning ploy or am I really on, well I’m sucked in and off I go, if this is a FT then everyone I hope will follow as I shout for all my worth, I hear PS to my right and surely I must be on, just as I was thinking this a long FT I come to the road and the split, R to the left and W right, W make of that what you will !!

PS is down the road to the right, as we start to go uphill again we are joined by Jello and Smelly, we turn right to the houses we all agree this looks too good not to be another BC, thankfully we are all wrong and its on to a check, what a great check, Jello and I of similar mind and take the middle route, hashers are every where and I might add the usuals sat on the check! Wait did I say Jellobutt was with me and not in the shade somewhere, there you have it, he was checking! and he did find paper eventually and off we run, only thing was we ran off paper, so back we go, something is not right as Jello comes across a BC, Pussy Snatcher sees him as in disbelief as he fails to pick the check up. I pick it up and back we go, he follows paper back to the left where the true trail came from and not up the track we were originally ran then he realizes where we are going and gets his running head on. We arrive at a truly great check with five options to go at.

Again we were lucky with the choice, (that sounds like Clint in a western) someone is out with his dog coming at right angles to us, we acknowledge him and run on only to find yet another BC, back we go and as we bump into following hashers I have a thought did the dog runner see paper and when asked my suspicions were confirmed, he had walked  our run paper from the right, with our thanks its off again. Now there were a load of good runners together as off we went, this time as we dropped into a Quarry we were met with a water hazard, now as Vikings are not afraid of the same, Smelly just went through waist deep in water, me being from Yorkshire (also famous for Vikings) and only having half a brain went after him, with PPSS just a little reluctant but going through none the less, we set off after Smelly.

I think the rest of the field must have fallen at this point as although we heard them, we never saw them again, paper was a bit hard to find, it was there but it was a bit sparse just before the road and into the quarry where the original A-site should have been. We followed the paper up through the good old tapioca then up the dirt road back to the A-site, we may not have been first back but we had been on paper all/most of the way and like every one that took part today had a great run/walk, thank you Hares, Beverly Hills Pink Cock and Try a Fuck.

I can confirm that the circle did work! and that the French speakers were very good and quiet! If you want to know about the circle join us for another great Rumble in the Jungle in two weeks time.

On On

Cabbage Kneviel.