2 Mistakes 1- Arseholeo 56- B.B. 28- Ball Ringer 151- Bam Bam 70- Bangka Blower 56- Bell End 134- Burl Ives 39- Bush Woman 121- Cabbage Flaps 41- Cabbage Knievel 42- Captain Kirk 41- Crack My Coccyx 34- Crazy Pussy 3- Crocodile 3- Dirty Pussy 41- Dizzy 144- Gangreen 17- G.I. Joe 170- Greyhound 96- Hobbit 110- Horse 16- Jackal 94- Jellobutt 129- King Yao Yao 30- Lord Lucan 193- Mad Cow 34- MikeGyver 7- Misuse Me 35- Missing Link 46- Mrs Head 80- Mud Cracker 35- Pebbles 36- Pig Pusher Swine Stabber 12- Pissed Up Mermaid 9- Pussy Snatcher 27- Queen Stella 24- Rumpled Foreskin 78- Scar With 2T's 5- Seal Sucker 58- Sheik Bin Shaggin 180- Smelly Bastard 21- Smiling Brown Spider 15- Spaghetti Head 65- Squeeze My Tube 102- Stinky Sloppy Seconds 10- Tick Tock 10- Try A Fuck 32- V.V. 105- Christian Kabisch 1- Oey 2

Run Report

The bus ride was soooo long and slow; after 55 minutes we began to lose hope. However, at last, and despite the incoherent website instructions, we arrived at the excellent A-site. Hmm, rather suspicious bearing in mind the hare, Arseholeo; too good. What will really go wrong today?

Sign-ups completed the troops were called to order by Bam Bam. His leading remark, announcing that this would be his last full PJH3 run as GM, was met with cheers of delight and relief; tears of relief, hope and gratitude flowed unashamedly.

No virgins were identified, and “new face” introductions were restricted to 2 visitors who, later it was found in the circle, enjoy sitting on poofter seats and were dealt with appropriately - but that is another story; as they say, if you want to know what went on in the circle you should have been there. A shock surprise was that we have a hasher with a penchant for gay footwear, hitherto completely unsuspected, but today clearly manifested by Mud Cracker’s appearance in his twee new shoes. Attempts to conceal them behind a chair didn’t work, he was nobbled anyway.

Just in case nobody knew who he was, Arseholeo was introduced as the main hare, with Ui aiding and abetting as motorcycle pillion rider and paper strip stapler. Trail instruction was short and to the point; “paper hanging white, checks red, trail starts that way”.

The pack set off full of fear and trepidation. Remember A’s last PJH3 run, guess about #181? It ended up as 14 km+, some runners (eg writer) covering 17 km. What an Arseholeo of a run that was. Would #202 be the same or even worse? We were about to find out.

As usual Jellobutt had a struggle to keep up with the faster and new gaily-coloured shoes and other FRBs, but managed to get his wind back, resting while other FRBs sorted out the checks. Cabbage Knievel’s robust tenor pitch “ON-ON”s could be heard from miles away, good hasher. Congratulations to FRBs, all checks were found to be correctly broken by the time slower persons such as the writer arrived. Hobbit’s pep talk and associated icings in the circle last week must have had some effect.

The trail itself was a pleasant surprise bearing in mind the identity of the main hare, comprising a good mixture of running trail, challenging soft sand and a couple of good jungle sections. A few cultivated fields of cassava were easily negotiated, and the teeny-weeny bit of shiggy held nobody up. No hash crashes were reported. The scenery was excellent, with a brilliant vista over the general coastal area, and weren’t the views across the lake just stunning?

On return to the A-site, medium and rear field runners found the Lazy Bastards and SCBs loafing around and already wrapped around several beers, also some delicious crumbs of cheese left by the FRBs, LBs, and SCBs. Fruit and chips turned up a bit later, never mind, very welcome.

Overall the run was judged a success. Another great hash run by the Pattaya Jungle Hash House Harriers, which allowed Arseholeo to regain a modicum of his damaged hash hare reputation.

No mention here of the main events in the circle. If you want to know, be there.

HARES - WELL DONE AND THANK YOU

Rumpled Foreskin