Arseaholic 129- Ball Ringer 152- Bam Bam 71- Barbie Doll 102- Bell End 135- Biggus Dickus 8- Bottoms Up 90- Burl Ives 40- Bush Woman 122- Cabbage Flaps 42- Cabbage Knievel 43- Captain Kirk 42- Care Bear 109- Cheaper Than Me Me 1- Colonel Cornhole 28- Coppertone Babe 19- Crack My Coccyx 35- Crazy Pussy 4- Dizzy 145- Fingerless 11-Gangreen 18- G.I. Joe 171- Greyhound 97- Hobbit 111- Horse 17- Jackal 95- Jellobutt 130- King Yao Yao 31- Lord Lucan 194- Miserable Cunt 26- Misuse Me 36- Missing Link 47- Mrs Head 81- Pebbles 37- Pissed Pole Dancer 9- Pussy Snatcher 28- Queen Stella 25- Really Sadistic Bastard 165- Rectom 32- Rumpled Foreskin 79- Rusty Ringhole 29- Sheik Bin Shaggin 181- Spaghetti Head 66- Squeeze My Tube 103- Thats The One 95- Vaseline Thighs 32- V.V. 106- WD40 4- Da 1- Mike Orosz 1

Run Report

The AGM run

I had very high expectations about today’s run, cause the two hares ( Wam Bam and Rumpled Foreskin) have more than 70 years of hashing/haring experience. How wrong could I be..

They found a nice A-site surrounded by nothing but huge mountains. Did they use GPS to find that place,  Google earth ? or maybe even both ? I am not surprised if it's South-East Asia's highest mountains around that A-site.

The hares tell us about the run and off we went into the forest.

Someone told me the run could be  looooong so i started in a slow tempo.

After some minutes on the trail I saw Eddy , (The Boxer dog) which I haven't seen for a while, but he looked very different from last time he was running.

I don't know if he had a extreme makeover lately, or just love cross-dressing like many other hashers do. Now he looked more like a mixed race of a cow and a Cocker Spaniel.

Great checks, and back-checks as well on the trail. After about half an hour on trail we all started to climb as mountain goats. Then downhill into tapioca before we came to a point i had missed long time already. Yes !  the famous sign , W for Walkers. Just what I needed. About 200 yards in front of me I could see Miserable Cunt, V.V . Cabbage Flaps and King Yao Yao. So I wasn't alone to choose the walkers trail today.

I joined Cabbage Flaps and King Yao Yao and about 1 hour on the Walkers trail we came back to the famous W again !? What the F**k !  Flapsy then started to call Bam Bam to ask how we could find the way back to the A-site. After several phone calls to B.B. we were told where to start climbing mountains again.

Cabbage Flaps started to panic more and more because she feared it would be dark before we were back, so then The King tried to calm her down. She used her last energy to blow her whistle, so her husband ( Cabbage Knievel ) could meet us, ( save her ) at the end of the trail.

Her whistle sounded like a baby-elephant in full panic because it was lost alone in the jungle far away from it's mother. It was a heart-touching moment at the end of the trail when the baby-ele  eh.. Flapsy was back to her mother again. Both The King and I had tears in our eyes.

 It was a really great run, thanks to the hares Rumpled Foreskin and Wam Bam , and believe it or not, even I did run.

The circle was even better, but that's another story .

 On On

 Colonel Cornhole

Captain Cornhead