Absolutely Fucking Clueless 6- Arseaholic 131- Ball Ringer 154- Bangka Blower 58- Bell End 137- Burl Ives 41- Bush Woman 123- Cabbage Flaps 44- Cabbage Knievel 45- Colonel Cornhole 30- Coppertone Babe 20- Crazy Pussy 6- Crystal 5- Dizzy 147- Gangreen 20- G.I. Joe 173- Greyhound 99- Hobbit 113- Horse 19- Jackal 97- Jellobutt 132- Lord Lucan 196- Miss Use Me 37- Mrs Head 83- My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay 2- Pissed Pole Dancer 10- Psycodelic 5- Really Sadistic Bastard 167- Rectom 34- Rumpled Foreskin 81- Seal Sucker 60- Sheik Bin Shaggin 183- Smiling Brown Spider 16- Spaghetti Head 68- Squeeze My Tube 105- Supa Dick 1- Tampax 27- Thats The One 97- Tossa 4- Try A Fuck 34- Vaseline Thighs 33- V.V. 108- Warm Piss 5- Moungkhoun Bayphone 1- Kad 1- Sangkeitkit Siriphan 2

Run Report

I'm the scribe today, because I'm the hare the next time with ARSE-A-HOLIC. We arrived at the a-site (crossroads!) with HORSE and CRAZY PUSSY, the weather is not so bad, hot, fresh, storm, rain...? The hares today are the Kiwi/Kangaroo team: SEAL SUCKER, HORSE, RECTOM and BANGKA BLOWER, bla,bla,bla...we start the run.

The first check was early; left or right? Too short to go left now. I go right, we run in the long grasses trails and we have a long walking between the tapiocas and big holes, right again after the second check, I short cut some corners, where I found and passed an F.T. arrived at a "platform” a check and many square metres of pineapple. I saw LL and the troop goes down to the left; we take the direction to go back on the site to the golf course. We’ve done a long loop before to cross a Thai property under the coconut trees (put your helmet!) followed by some metres on a jungle black top road! we go right again opposite the site, to climb in a hill (thanks hares), up and down where we see only 1 check! Now the group is broken. Crossed some farm houses where I saw a young Thai girl takes a shower with her clothes (a poil!) with a big smile. Now, I'm feeling the beers, the ON-IN is not too far.

Crossed a monks property, I saw the end after 1hr 15mins, good time. SEAL SUCKER is waiting everybody and gave a "magic potion" made by BANGKA BLOWER to survive.

Relax time and ready for the circle, the hares iced by our GM R4SKIN: good run, good job (blow?) and good food. He iced TAMPAX to forget the wanker shirt! And me later to be a quiet and kind frog sitting with the noisy SMILIMG BROWN SPIDER. The FRB was CABBAGE KNIEVEL, (short cut and told bullshit story?) VASELINE THIGHS (came back by the road) or finally G.I. JOE or JELLO BUTT ? HOBBIT showed a man boob competition. CABBAGE FLAPS checks everybody, 2 times (she likes?) and the winners were JACKAL and GANGREEN in their category. SEAL SUCKER in the bucket to be the sexiest man? After a few beers, I become mute and blind, so another good PJH3 day. See you the next time.

On On.
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