Absolutely Fucking Clueless 9- Arseaholic 134- Ball Ringer 158- Bam Bam 76- Bangka Blower 62- Bell End 140- Beverly Hills Pink Cock 52- Burl Ives 45- Cabbage Flaps 48- Cabbage Knievel 49- Colonel Cornhole 34- Coppertone Babe 24- Crack My Coccyx 40- Crazy Pussy 9- Dirty Pussy 43- Dizzy 151- E.T. 33- French By Injection 8- Fucking Dog 4- Gangreen 24- G.I. Joe 177- Greyhound 103- Hobbit 117- Horse 23- Indiana Johns 16- Jello Butt 135- King Yao Yao 32- Miss Use Me 41- Monkey Mindy 51- Mrs Head 87- Mud Cracker 37- Pebbles 42- Pussy Snatcher 31- Queen Stella 26- Really Sadistic Bastard 171- Rear Gunner 25- Rectom 38- Rumpled Foreskin 85- Seal Sucker 64- Sex Master 5- Sex Slave 5- Smiling Brown Spider 19- Spaghetti Head 72- Squeeze My Tube 109- Thats The One 101- The Corpse 3- The Mummy 3- Vaseline Thighs 36- V.V. 112- Laurent Vanderbrugge 1- Melville Samira 1

Run Report

The Power of the Pussy Run (Meow)

Where is Jackal when I need him?

Who are you? I'm one of Jackal's close friends! He's busy now working on next weeks run and sent me to help you! What do you need? I can do anything! And do it quietly and covertly! I need to do a short story about: running, hares, trails, food, and "Power of Pussy". No problem! Jackal talks to me all the time about those things! First, when you are running – you must pick up your feet and put one foot in front of the other. If not, you will trip and fall and mess your "hares". Second, stay on the "trail" and do not go picking other peoples "food"! Jackal likes food – do you know that? Third, I know that "puss" is a "quasi-proper name" for hare! Which, I think means: "that all hares are, or should be" pusses! I hope that this helps you! Got to go now! I'll tell Jackal that you were looking for him.

AND NOW ON TO THE REAL RUN REPORT

Grey overcast sky with a gentle breeze – what a great day for a run – if only I could find the A-site! No HHH signs visible! Well, I'll just follow our GM, Rumble 4Skin and RSB down this dirt road 600m to the left hand turn off! Damn, he's going over 'the cliff" into the quarry! Burl Ives will surely have a few words to say about this! At least Mrs. Head did her best keeping the long line to a snail's pace going down the hill. Early arrivals: V V, Horse, RSB, Mrs. Head, Crazy Pussy, Bam Bam and others assisted the GM and hares arranging the circle and icing the beer/soft drinks etc. The bus arrived and upon completion of signups a Rumbled GM welcomed everyone to today's run and introduced today's hares: Pussy Snatcher, Crazy Pussy, and Dirty Pussy. Monkey Mindy, assisted today's hares as a stand in for her mom (Sweet Pussy) who was home minding the store. After a short briefing about the trail marking the runners were off, on paper, down the winding dirt road by Mudcracker, G.I. Joe, Cabbage Knievil, Absolutely F'n Clueless, Vaseline Thighs and Eddy. The run was a true jungle run thru vines, tall grass, tapioca, steep unrelenting hills, and tortuous rain washouts. Yes, Cabbage they are better known as (goolies) gullies! The cleverly placed checks, false trails, and back checks kept the runners together. The view at the top of the hill gave some runners time enough to catch their breath before continuing downhill thru another long gully back to the A-site. Most of the runners and walkers returned within 1-1:25. Banka Blower was today's trail sweep as he stopped along the way at the various shops and markets to see what he could purchase for the rag sales tent.

As per normal, everyone seemed to enjoy today's run, food, and fellowship. If you missed it, you can join us again this week – 7 August, off the Sukhumvit – onto Hwy 332 for 2.5k, turning right and following the road for 3.6k to the A-site on the right. Hares: Spag, Jackal and his "friends"!

This weeks Scribe

One of Jackals "Friends"