Absolutely Fucken Clueless 10- Active X 21- Arseholeo 57- Arseaholic 135- Ball Ringer 160- Bam Bam 78- Bangka Blower 64- Barbie Doll 105- Bell End 142- Beverly Hills Pink Cock 54- Burl Ives 47- Bush Woman 125- Cabbage Flaps 50- Cabbage Knievel 51- Chucky 17- Colonel Cornhole 36- Crack My Coccyx 42- Crocodile 5- Dirty Pussy 45- Dizzy 153- Empty Sperm Bank 10- E.T. 34- Festering Streaker 61- Gangreen 26- G.I. Joe 179- Greyhound 105- Hobbit 119- Jello Butt 137- King Yao Yao 33- Lord Lucan 199- Miss Use Me 43- Monkey Mindy 53- Mrs Head 89- Mud Cracker 39- My Camel Toe 11- Naughty Nat 21- Pebbles 44- Pissed Up Mermaid 10- Pussy Snatcher 33- Really Sadistic Bastard 173- Rumpled Foreskin 87- Same Same 25- Smelly Bastard 22- Spaghetti Head 74- Squeeze My Tube 111- Stinky Sloppy Seconds 12- Talking Cunt 1- Tequila Sunset 11- Thats The One 103- Torpedo Tits 13- Oey 3- Kanitta 1- Oraphan 5- Bot Wanthikul 1

Run Report

When I arrived on the A-site I notice immediately a freshly mowed zone where the stools were already installed. Nice location with large parking places and enough “spare room” for everybody. Good job done by the hares “Cabbage Flaps”, “Mrs Head”, “Squeeze My Tube” , “That The One” and friends.
I tried to get some info about the run, but “Flapsy” remained tight lipped.

After the usual sign-up conducted by “GI Joe” and “SMT”, our GM “Rumpled Foreskin” called for the first circle, and a few visitors were welcomed and new-shoes christened. The hares explained the run with its pink checks & back checks and asked all the girls to go first. All the others (men and walkers) were allowed to take the trail a few seconds later. Why? I don’t know.

However, after two or three minutes the FRB, as usual, were leading the run and the first check was found. It was cleared quickly and too easily. Result, a few minutes later we heard “back check” then “FT”. Everyone had to come back to the first check which was far away. I do believe at this point the hash troops lost the laziest ones (I don’t have the names but they’ll recognise themselves).

Nevertheless, the right trail was found in the opposite direction and the pack moved on, under the shade and through tapioca fields. I could hear behind Arseholeo’s horn and I thought “At least, I will not be the last one”. “Crack my Coccyx” overtook me suddenly like a young boy and I realised his new shoes freshly christened were certainly good ones. We were running for half an hour when the trail brought us back to the main road. I do believe all the walkers (+ some short-cutters) didn’t cross it, but used it to return to the A-site.

After we crossed a new tapioca field, we reached a lake and it was obvious we were going to round it. Now, no more trees, and as the sky was bright, it was very hot. Reason why when we arrived at a crossroad between the first lake and the next one, all the pack decided not to follow the paper but to continue straight in the direction where the A-site was supposed to be. At this point,  my GPS indicated 4.5km for 40 minutes run. I let “Festering Streaker”, “Stinky Sloppy seconds”, “King Yao Yao”, “Crack my Coccyx”, “Colonel Cornhole” & “Mud Cracker’s girl friend” take the short-cut and I continued around the second lake. I give the name as I think it is fair to denounce this bad habit. They just deserve the “bucket”.

I was totally alone and when I reached the end of the lake. I looked around and, in spite the large view in this open area I couldn’t see anyone. A quick look to my GPS indicated the A-site was not too far, I took the direction without looking at the papers and I lost the trail. A last tapioca field to cross and I was back to the A-site (6km, 1 hour) where almost everybody arrived already.

I found back my mate “Active X”, who explained he arrived “long time ago” but immediately after the “Mud Cracker” and “Smelly Bastard”. Anyway, fruits were on the table, the coolers were full and everyone seemed to enjoy. After Flapsy’s excellent appetizer, GM called for the meal prepared by the Harriettes, before the second circle could start.

Those who would like to know what happened after have to join us for the next run September 4th.

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Dirty Pussy