Absolutely Fucken Clueless 11- Arseaholic 136- Ball Ringer 161- Bam Bam 79- Bangka Blower 65- Bell End 143- Beverly Hills Pink Cock 55- Burl Ives 48- Bush Woman 126- Cabbage Flaps 51- Cabbage Knievel 52- Cabbage Patch 16- Colonel Cornhole 37- Coppertone Babe 26- Crack My Coccyx 43- Crocodile 6- Dirty Pussy 46- Dizzy 154- Empty Sperm Bank 11- Festering Streaker 62- Fucking Dog 6- Gangreen 27- G.I. Joe 180- Greyhound 106- Hobbit 120- Hot Wheels 2- Indiana John 17- Lord Lucan 200- Miserable Cunt 28- Miss Use Me 44- Monkey Mindy 54- Mrs Head 90- Naughty Nat 22- On The Rocks 37- Panzer 10- Pebbles 45- Pig Pusher Swine Stabber 15- Pissed Pole Dancer 11- Power Pole 5- Pussy Snatcher 34- Really Sadistic Bastard 174- Rumpled Foreskin 88- Sir Lance 41- Spaghetti Head 75- Squeeze My Tube 112- Stinky Sloppy Seconds 13- Thats The One 104- The Corpse 5- The Mummy 5- Torpedo Tits 14- Try A Fuck 35- Vaseline Thighs 38- V.V. 114- Emon 1- Ann Engejordet 1- Max Garrod 1- Aroni Huguette 2- Trond Leren 1- Tom Thorkildsen 1- Songsuda Treekoon 1- Phimol Muengthai 1- Ali Nicol 1

Blame it on the GM! Why not! He speaks so softly when he is conducting the circle and making announcements that I “forgot to remember” that G.I. Joe and I were announced as being the hares for the next Jungle Run, on the 18th of September, and as such were required to do the run report for today’s run! Additionally, I “assumed” that Joe would naturally do the scribe report – as I had done the last two or three reports when we were the “hares in waiting” before! Joe is getting almost like Ball Ringer (aka Wendy) when it gets to “not” doing run reports! Boy, did I ever get bit by the “assumed bug” one more time! Now, with all of the BS and excuses over with – I had better get busy with this run report or the Past GM Bam Bam will be giving me a sore ear “yelling, where is my run report” so he can post it on the website!
Accurate directions had Mrs. Head and me arriving at the “shade less” A-site just behind Rumpled 4Skin and RSB. Many others soon followed: Squeeze My Tube, G.I. Joe – who was sitting upon his beer truck throne; Lord Lucan and Bam Bam arrived closely followed by a very old black van from whence out jumped none other than our old friend Hot Wheels. Good to see you back “Wheels”! The circle chores: icing the beer; arranging the chairs and tables, etc, etc were quickly completed as everyone pitched in to help. Thanks, guys and gals – your help is greatly appreciated!
The circle was called together by our GM – Rumpled 4Skin. Visitors and virgins were welcomed and today’s hares: Dirty Pussy and V.V explained everything about the run but, omitted saying anything about bees, wasps, or other nasty biting stinging insects – this would come back to haunt them latter!
The runners were off and running, in single file, thru a high grassy wet area before climbing a small hill prior to the first check – on the dirt road. Runners were checking in every direction – with calls of ON-ON sounding from every direction also! Who was really running on the correct trail and who was short cutting? Was it Lord Lucan, the Miserable Person, Bam Bam, RSB, Dizzy or Spag Head? Or was it Pig Pusher who would arrive back at the A-site last completely covered in mud and shite from head to toe?
Monkey Mindy decided to go out on the run today but, couldn’t decide exactly who to run with. She started off with Mrs. Head, then Squeeze My Tube, and others before settling in and staying with That’s The One. Now, Monkey Mindy, is a young lady who enjoys hashing and runs well. But, today she attempted to try out for the next Olympics’ by sprinting right out of her shoes when she was attacked by the wasps/bees etc. She then proceeded to finish the run in her socks, as no one would go back to the bee area and get them for her. A relieved Dizzy, told her not to worry as he would buy her a new pair of running shoes that would be the right size so she would not lose them again!
Other than the bee stings, everyone enjoyed today’s run, food, and circle festivities! Again, thanks to today’s hares – Dirty Pussy and V.V for their efforts in making today a fun time for the visitors, virgins, runners, walkers, and old timers! See you again of the 18th of September.

ON-ON, Spag Head