Absolutely Fucken Clueless 12- Active X 22- Arseaholic 137- Ball Ringer 162- Bam Bam 80- Bangka Blower 66- Bell End 144- Beverly Hills Pink Cock 56- Bush Woman 127- Cabbage Flaps 52- Cabbage Knievel 53- Cabbage Patch 17- Coppertone Babe 27- Crocodile 7- Dirty Pussy 47- Dizzy 155- E.T. 35- Festering Streaker 63- Fucking Dog 7- Gangreen 28- G.I. Joe 181- Jello Butt 138- King Yao Yao 34- Lady Ga Ga 2- Lord Lucan 201- Motor Mouth 10- Mrs Head 91- Pebbles 46- Pig Pusher Swine Stabber 16- Pissed Pole Dancer 12- Pussy Snatcher 35- Rabbit Shooter 3- Really Sadistic Bastard 175- Rumpled Foreskin 89- Smiling Brown Spider 20- Spaghetti Head 76- Speedy Gonzales 39- Squeeze My Tube 113- Steptoe 20- Stinky Sloppy Seconds 14- Thats The One 105- Torpedo Tits 15- Try A Fuck 36- Turd Burglar 22- Vaseline Thighs 39- V.V. 115

Ha ha, back to the roots, I remember doing the scribe for the last run from Spag Head’s house as well, Nations Day Run and, oh boy, the lawn has even improved since then and becoming a carpet like facility. Well done Mrs. Head !

Some Hash start’s with a cock up, and it’s normally the victims fault …. But this time we had none so it’s Johnny tra la la’s fault for not investing early enough in a new vehicle. So there is an all overdue opinion as to search for a more adequate transport for Hasher’s without vehicle. But I guess it’s been Committee topic for a while ….

Rescue was sent out and eventually everybody was picked up at Sukhumvit and chauffeured to the A-site and the run started without further delays…

As far as the runners trail is concerned the real rambos set out on tarmac with a curious hare Spag Head guiding us on his bicycle (no one gave him a down down for that) to the Wat in order to show us where the paper starts. FRB’s as usual, Pussy Snatcher, Pig Pusher SS, Absolutely Fucking Clueless, Motor Mouth and The Pink Cock (Jellobut is excluded here as he is no more than an FRS – S stands for sitter) on trail first up into the woods followed by the rest of the pack into a grassy area and around a quarry where some checks had to be solved. At one point we hit a trail which was previously set by Spag Head from a near by A-site and I heard somebody saying last time it went this way and I went the other way and it was promptly right! And after scrambling through some bushes the trail hit eventually the Wat road again, turned left onto a dirt road and through a gate into FARMLAND…. That’s when the confusion started… FRB at this point Clueless and Snatcher met with fierce resistance from the local farmers and at gunpoint we had to retreat through the gate, though luckily unharmed. Everybody trotting back along the road only the real hashers/ FRB’s took it though the woods in a desperate right-turn attempt in order to circumnavigate farmers land. Some discussions were going on in the scrappy woods, numerous false On On’s and anger and frustration though I remember only the most whinger on earth too be named with Stinky Sloppy Seconds… I get hurt – I hate this trail – Ouch! – Help me…. Hashing is fun!! With some instinct and courage the FRB’s and first of all the Pussy Snatcher found it back to paper which went traversing along the mountain on a dirt road. Although VV claimed later on to me that he found paper much earlier on farmer’s land but nobody cared at this point. While eventually back on trail for the FRB’s it was some running downhill on dirt track and crossing the main road again on to further check’s and into the A-site from behind the house.

The walkers, I remember with Bangka Blower in the lead came to farmers land at the same time then the FRB’s which did really smell like serious short cutting to me… well so far all these walkers and pussy’s who didn’t follow the real hashers into the woods made it eventually back along the road, one of them was Pig Pusher SS who, despite his GPS was afraid of some scratches and wimped out this time. He was so ashamed of himself that he left the circle early, avoiding some session on the ice or in the bucket. Next time we’ll get him for sure!

Great coming back from a good run and enjoying time and conversation and a beer on Spag Head’s lawn, a perfect A-site.

Well Done B.H.P.C.

Add my Bit ??, but l think you covered everything, except mentioning Sexy Tiger Ladies helping out with the beer, arranged by Blanka Blower.

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