Pattaya Jungle Hash House Harriers

	Run #215	Hares: V.V. & Tampax

Run Report By:		Run Date:
Hobbit		23rd October 2011
Hashers in Attendance - 51 (Name - Runs attended)
Arseaholic 139- Ball Ringer 164- Bam Bam 81- Bangka Blower 68- Bell End 146- Beverly Hills Pink Cock 58- Burl Ives 50- Bush Woman 129- Cabbage Flaps 54- Cabbage Knievel 55- Cheap Norgy Cunt 45- Christopher Come Seaman 1- Colonel Cornhole 39- Crocodile 10- Dirty Pussy 49- Festering Streaker 64- G.I. Joe 183- Girl Figure 1- Greyhound 107- Hobbit 121- Jello Butt 140- Jig Saw 1- Karamba 37- Lady Ga Ga 4- Lord Lucan 203- Miss Use Me 46- Mrs Head 93- Mud Cracker 40- My Precious 77- Pebbles 47- Pig Pusher Swine Stabber 18- Pussy Snatcher 37- Really Sadistic Bastard 177- Robbing Bastard 36- Rumpled Foreskin 91- Seal Sucker 66- Sheik Bin Shaggin 184- Sheik Me Me 59- Slippery Arsehole 12- Spaghetti Head 78- Squeeze My Tube 115- Steptoe 22- Stinky Sloppy Seconds 16- Tampax 32- Thats The One 106- Tiny Anal Torpedo 1- Try A Fuck 38- Vaseline Thighs 41- V.V. 117- Mick Lynch 1- Kanitta 1
Run Report
Knowing that I will need some material to write this hash scribe report (Hobbit speaking), I decided to run this hash with one of our most colourful members...Ballringer. As we are both rather physically awkward and clumsy runners it was a natural fit. "Ballringer why you look some glum today mate." "Well, you see, Bellend and I are soon to be hares and we still haven't bought the spray paint yet, nor do we have any paper...I'm getting rather nervous." " Humm. when's your run?" "In June." "June?" "Yes, that’s right." "Well, when I left my home this morning it was still October. June is 8 months away. In fact, June is next year!" "Yes, I know, and to think we haven't even begun putting paper down yet. We are really in a fix." "No, Ballringer, you don't understand...June is not for another 8 months from now. You have plenty of time." "But what about the watermelon, pineapple, and dear me, the staples,....we need to stock up on stables, the clean shinny ones that glisten in the sun when they rotate just right. "Wait, hold on mate, really, you don’t need to worry so much about your run. You can buy all that stuff in May or even a week before your run. Heck, Jellobutt and I are hares next week and we haven't even done a recky yet." "Oh, dear me, no, no. I need to get my stapler cleaned up, and start cutting paper. We need specially designed scissors to get the right kind of cut on the paper. And, then, of course, we need to make sure the tree leafs where we stable the paper are in the exact proper position, size and shape. All this takes time you know." Well, Ballringer and I hit the puddles, shiggy, and more puddles until we finally stopped at a check. "Hobbit, I'm also a little bit worried about Bell End these days. "Why's that?" "Well, I think she might have the hots for Really Sadistic Bastard." "WHAT? Why you think that?" "Well, because she asked me what the word "Sadistic" meant and when I told her, she licked her lips, her eyes rolled in the back of her head, and worse thing,...her toes curled up. Not good signs." Just then, Bell End pulls up to the check. "Alllllaaaain.....What you do at check.! Go find paper. Don’t stand at check." "Yes, dear of course, just having a chat with Hobbit at the moment." "Not chat.....go check ...go go go, Jellobutt always find the checks. He not lazy like you." "Yes, dear..." "And don’t yell "On Called" anymore...sound like wanker....only yell "On On." "Yes dear." Well, eventually we all made it back to the "A" site. The regular FRBs were already drinking beers; Jellobutt, VT and Mudcracker, having arrived back to the "A" site in that order. Just then I saw Ballringer heading back out on trail. "Ballringer, where you going, hang out and have a beer mate, relax." "No I can't. I need to go back on trail and gather up all those "Monkey Run #24" paper I saw on trail. I don’t have enough paper at home and I need to starting laying paper for my run. Never soon enough. I can use this Monkey Run #24 paper again...nobody will notice." On On Hobbit Was this weeks scribe really
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