Arseaholic 141- Ball Ringer 166- Bam Bam 83- Bangka Blower 70- Beetroot Head 8- Bell End 148- Beverly Hills Pink Cock 60- Burl Ives 52- Bush Woman 131- Cabbage Flaps 56- Cabbage Knievel 57- Captain Kirk 47- Cheap Norgy Cunt 47- Colonel Cornhole 41- Coppertone Babe 29- Crocodile 11- Dirty Pussy 51- Drinks Like A Girl 1- E.T. 38- G.I. Joe 184- Greyhound 109- Hobbit 123- Humpday 6- Jello Butt 142- Karamba 39- Kryptonite 1- Lord Lucan 205- Miss Use Me 48- Missing Link 51- Mrs Head 95- Mudcracker 41- My Precious 79- Pebbles 49- Pissed Pole Dancer 15- Postman Licks Twice 6- Pussy Snatcher 39- Really Sadistic Bastard 179- Rear Gunner 26- Robbing Bastard 38- Rumpled Foreskin 93- Scrappy 4- Sheik Bin Shaggin 186- Sheik Me Me 60- Shit Through A Duck 13- Smiling Brown Spider 22- Spaghetti Head 79- Squeeze My Tube 117- Steptoe 24- Stinky Sloppy Seconds 17- Thats The One 108- Tiny Anal Torpedo 3- Try A Fuck 40- Twinkle Dick 11- Vaseline Thighs 42- V.V. 119- Kanitta 3- John Walkinshaw 1

Up 3240, down 36 to an easy access A site, now that makes a change (or does it wait for next run it’s even more accessible,) no need for a 8 km safari through jungle, car wrecking, roads! (Hares must remember that hashers do not all come to the run on motorbikes or pickup trucks which can mountain climb to A sites, some of us come by normal cars and the Hash Bus is not a multi terrain vehicle either).

Up with the new rags Viagra sala, a magnificent beast which self erects. Push out more rags and on with the run? (Walk)

We’re in to high season now so there were a few more visitors than usual, so the usual welcome, pre run down downs, then off into the bush. We were expecting a ball buster from the 2 hares Cabbage Can Evil & VV and they did not let us down, but then again how would I know as VV always gives me a bye so I don’t get lost and turn up Monday.
So off they went struggling through shiggy,  overflowing streams, swampy fields, wet foot everywhere, squelsh squelsh then onto the Cassava and pineapple fields and back to the shiggy, three difficult checks to be broken, all with long falsies, efficiently broken by Vaseline Thighs and Mudcracker with Karamba helping out occasionally. Hobbit goes for a tumble after trying to catch up GI Joe and Yellowbutt.

Much rejoicing as the FRB’s are back in 1h 10m with the rest of the stragglers drifting in over the next hour. Ballringer claiming an excellent run, for a change. The knitting circle managed to avoid all these hazards by going for a leisurely stroll, trying to avoid getting their feet wet, as usual, back to the bucket in time for beer o’clock and a good yarn of how the run might have been.

Just before sunset Mrs Cabbage produced a feast for all which went down well. The circle continued until all the amber nectar was consumed much as usual.

And so it was, another rumble in the jungle. On On to the St Andrew’s Day Fiasco by Burl Ives and Wee Jimmy (RSB)
It’s amazing how easy you can write a run report before even going to the run, never let the truth get in the way of a load of BullSh@t. Guess who’s gonna win the grumpy old bastard award again this year??!

This weeks Scribe

Burl Ives