Absolutely Fucking Clueless 18- Active X 27- Arseaholic 145- Ball Ringer 170- Bam Bam 88- Bangka Blower 75- Beetroot Head 11- Bell End 152- Beaver Shot 6- Borderline 23- Burl Ives 57- Cabbage Flaps 61- Cabbage Knievel 62- Cassanova 5- Cheap Norgy Cunt 49- Coco Chanel 5- Colonel Cornhole 46- Cow Pat Moo 16- Crack My Coccyx 48- Crazy Pussy 14- Dirty Pussy 54- Dizzy 157- E.T. 43- Festering Streaker 69- French By Injection 9- G.I. Joe 188- Greyhound 114- Hobbit 128- Homosexual 9- Indiana John 19- Jellobutt 146- Kee Mah 29- Keep Your Clothes On 6- Linguini Weeny 58- Lord Lucan 210- Mad Cow 37- Marathon Man 3- Mikegyver 8- Miss Use Me 53- Monkey Mindy 55- Mrs Head 100- Mud Cracker 44- Mud's Cracker 6- Pink A Boo 6- Phoney Cunt 7- Pissed Up Mermaid 13- Pussy Snatcher 42- Really Sadistic Bastard 184- Rear Gunner 28- Robbing Bastard 42- Rumpled Foreskin 98- Sex Pistol 1- Sheik Bin Shaggin 191- Sir Bog Diver 2- Skiing Fin 9- Smelly Bastard 26- Spaghetti Head 83- Squeeze My Tube 122- Stinky Sloppy Seconds 18- T-Rex 1- Thats The One 113- Torpedo Tits 18- V.V. 124- Annie 1- Cade 1- Chantal 1- Christian 1- Guy N 1- Guy Fusco 1- Colette Hanne 1- Krima 1- Monique 1- Peter Nicholis 1- Nicky 1- Sylie 1- Therese 1

Apologies for the late edition of the run scribe, been busy supporting local businesses, helping young ladies pay the rent and plotting the next Aussie run.

Arrived at the A site a mile up a narrow sandy trail to find a nice big flat area with plenty of parking, unfortunately the bus that can go anywhere can’t go anywhere near this A site so all the bussed Hashers had to walk the last mile.

Signed up with GI JOE and Squeeze My Tube and got a free gay dress, didn’t know what the fuck it was for until Phoney Cunt told me it was run #222 so it’s a Tu Tu run or as we call men in dresses at Qantas, Cocks in Frocks Run.

Hares, Pussy Snatcher and Colonel Cornhole in to tell us about the run. Pussy Snatcher said the run was mostly down hill once you got to the top of the hill so up we go. Steep hills, deep valleys, death defying drops into even deeper gullies with thorn covered Jurassic palms, the bitting red ants weren’t a problem for anyone behind me because I had them all. Tapioca and a lot of shady trees, the mixed terrain made for a very good run.
A few hardy hashers stayed at the A site doing the beverage quality control checks. All drinks approved for Hashers consumption.

Bangka Blower was walking around like a gay man with a sore arse but it was only after Burl Ives had given him an ass whoopin’ at golf.

Lot of visitors, lots of French had heard about a cheap pissup called the Jungle Hash. A few got lost along the way but eventually all made it back for the entertainment. I didn’t see too many other hashers because they were either too fast or too slow and I’m medium except in T shirt size and anatomical bits but we won’t go there.

GI Joe, Jellobutt, Phoney Vag, Mud Cracker, Cabbage Knievel, Active X plus assorted Norgy’s, Poms and Frogs and other skinny bastards were miles ahead of me and the old, the fat, the lazy and general geriatric’s were with me or behind me. Cabbage Flaps reminded me of a peacock as she ran past me in her bright multicoloured socks then Phoney Cunt ran past and was half as colourful so he only reminded me of a cock.

I was back to the A site in about 69 minutes in desperate need of medical attention so I went to see Dr Leo and I felt much better until told Dr Leo was gone and Mr Heineken had taken his place, oh well final results the same.
Bit of a fuck up getting back to the bus in the dark for lot of pissed athletes, no lights, no guides and no idea where the bus was but that’s ok I was driving.

On On
See youse all at the Aussie Run – for all the Euro’s the run starts at the “AAA+” site.

This weeks Scribe