Absolutely Fucking Clueless 20- Active X 29- Arseaholic 146- Ball Ringer 171- Bam Bam 90- Bell End 153- Beverley Hills Pink Cock 61- Burl Ives 59- Bush Wanker 1- Cabbage Flaps 63- Cabbage Knievel 64- Captain Kirk 51- Colonel Cornhole 48- Coppertone Babe 30- Cow Pat Moo 18- Crack My Coccyx 49- Crazy Pussy 16- Crocodile 12- Dirty Pussy 56- Doesn't Touch The Sides 7- Empty Spermbank 11- E.T. 45- Festering Streaker 71- Frozen Fucker 1- G.I. Joe 190- Greyhound 116- Hobbit 130- Homosexual 11- Horse 31- Jellobutt 148- Kee Mah 31- Lord Lucan 212- Mad Cow 39- Madamoiselle Chang 19- Marathon Man 5- Miss Use Me 55- Mr Toilet Seat 1- Mrs Head 102- Next Week 2- No Knickers 2- Peler 8- Panzer 13- Piss Pourer 8- Pussy Snatcher 44- Really Sadistic Bastard 186- Robbing Bastard 44- Rumpled Foreskin 100- Sheik Bin Shaggin 193- Squeeze My Tube 124- Stinky Sloppy Seconds 20- Thats The One 115- Try A Fuck 46- Turd Burglar 25- Vaseline Thighs 43- V.V. 126- Wilfred Hesenius 1- Konken Suetaseenee 2- Phloenphit Suphosaen 2- Khamchan Rungarun 1

As I had a dinner the same night, I was wondering since the morning if it was reasonable to come to this run. Moreover with the weather, the rain could be falling anytime like for the previous run, when my waterproof GPS stopped suddenly ( I had to work on it a few hours to make it come back  to life ).

Nevertheless, after checking the sky a last time, I decided to come with my motorbike, thinking I could do it with a normal one hour run. A-site was a nice place already known just behind a huge garbage field, but we were lucky, the wind was blowing in another direction.

After the traditional signs-up organized efficiently by GI Joe and SMT, our not less efficient GM, Rumpled Foreskin, called for the first circle, the for “virgins”, ”visitors”, and “new shoes”. As I knew I was the next hare and was a bit lazy to write the run report, I decided to escape from the circle a few minutes before being called.
When I came back in the circle, I heard that the GM had called my name unsuccessfully..….. The hares (Arseaholic & Pelar) told us about the run, the paper, the checks colors, and everybody was stunned by the “quite long run , with 10.8 km”. “Shit, I am in a hurry, and I am gone for at least an hour and half ” . It was too late to change my mind, I grabbed quickly a bottle of water and I was on the trail.
Even if we still are in the dry season, it has been raining a lot during the last days,   pineapple and cassava fields are just wide muddy areas. After a few minutes only I heard somebody shouting “you’re the scribe, you’re the scribe…”. This was our esteemed GM who, at the end, caught me.

The landscape was almost flat with fields most of the time, but after twenty minutes run, we passed close to local wood charcoal factories and the air became difficult to breathe suddenly.  While having a chat with a returnee, “Mademoiselle Chang”, I realized the hashers didn’t follow the same trails, and I decided to follow “Hobbit” as I knew he was a reputable hasher. During ten minutes I didn’t know I was sharing the trail with what we can call the offenders of the run – the shortcuts specialists – There, we had “Lord Lucan”, “Hobbit”, “E.T.”, “Marathon Man” together with I presume non-guilty, “Robbing Bastard”, “Homosexual”, and “Mlle Chang.

I tried to get information about this trail, and why they took it, as I didn’t notice any paper during a few minutes. The answer was clear. VV was in front and had been calling “On On”. “Oh no, my so often co-hare, was THE "shortcuts specialist"”. So this was true, so many told me the same, but up to now, I refused to believe it.

Apparently we were again on the trail after avoiding a loop of three kilometers. Of course we saw four or five unbroken checks, and we didn’t touch them. We were in the A site direction, and my GPS indicated we were very close now, when we heard “On On” not far behind us. The small group decided to hurry up a little bit and two minutes after us, the FRB arrived. “Active X” together  with “Cabbage Knievel”, then “Jello Butt”, “GI Joe”, “Pussy Snatcher” etc etc etc…..One hour twenty five for the first real runner.

Of course VV was already there and was drinking his third or fourth beer. This could explain why he has habits taking shortcuts ????. The time was running quickly, it was 5.30 PM and I had to leave. Unfortunately I couldn’t stay for the circle for this run and I quite regret it, as it’s normally very enjoyable to see others in the bucket.

While starting my motorbike, to make me smile I just thought, at least,  I shouldn't be starving this Sunday.
On the19th., I will hare with Casanova , everyone is welcome, good trails for runners and walkers are forecasted , ice and bucket should be ready.

On-On

Dirty Pussy